Knock Knock, who's there?

Why, it's me, Mr. Shnoose, the manager of the Fluesville factory, bringing you Flues mania to fun Funfilled Flues Challenge for Kiddos of All Ages.

Bob to Station Manager, what do you mean?

Why, it's me, Mr. Shnoos to manager of the Fluesville Factory bringing you Flues Mania to Funfield Challenge for Kiddos of All Ages, who?

Yes, I know it's a knock-knock joke. I understand comedic structure like no other, but this was a joke themed welcome to the show. Not an actual joke, which means you've now thrown me way off track. Anyway, today is, as I was

saying before Bob the manager of this station, the station manager rudely interrupted,

joke fest day, where I'll be telling five jokes and sharing a tongue twister that you can try and

say. You can even learn these jokes and share them with your friends,

as long as you give me Mr. Snoos to manager of the Flusville Factory, proper credit.

Now come on with me, down to me joke vault.

This is where I keep all my best jokes, so nobody nicks them.

You hear that, Adam Sandler.

My jokes are now under lock and key.

What type of joke should I tell today?

Jokes about Pinocchio?

No, he gets a bit nosy. Jokes about horns. No, I'll get

beeped out. Jokes about farts. I hear there, gas. No, I know. Today I'm telling jokes all

about farms and farm animals.

I was just inspired after remembering that

yesterday Waffle and Martha

drove a tractor through my

factory. Martha

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