It's Mr. Snuze, the manager of the Fluesville Factory with Flues News for today.

There's a lot of important factory news to cover, including updates from Mount Fizzy, the Snood Candy Factory and the Physomatic

machine. Let's get right to it. Our lead story today. A crater is formed on Mount Fizzy. This is

alarming news and leads me to believe we might be headed for a volcanic event in Fluesville.

In case you've stumbled onto this news report and you're not from Fluesville, Mount Fizzy is made entirely of sugar.

We extract the sugar from the Fizzy Lake so we can use the purified liquid to make fizz bars. The sugar-free, tasty treats everyone in Flugerville loves to eat.

Anyway, all the sugar has to go somewhere, so we pile it up over in the corner of the warehouse.

It's getting quite large.

I'd say it's about as big as four apartment buildings stacked on top of each other.

And now there's a crater on Mount Fizzy. This could be the beginning of a sugar armageddon.

Sugar-getting, if that strikes your fancy. If that thing blows its top, there'll be sugar everywhere.

It'll rain down like fire on the entire factory.

Talk about a clean-up job.

It could take weeks.

What's that you say, Bob the station manager?

You have new information about the crater on Mount Fizzy. Don't tell me the mountain is about to blow.

Uh huh. Right. Okay, well, that makes sense. Disaster averted folks. Apparently, Waffle and Martha dug the crater on Mount Fizzy because they were convinced Martha had to bury a bicycle down there.

This makes no sense, given that Martha has never owned a bicycle and also doesn't know how to ride one.

And yet she and Waffle dug a hole in the size of a house in the side of a mountain.

Well, at least it kept him busy for a few days.

Attention Fizzies of Flusville.

Please do not dig holes on Mount Fizzy, bury objects on Mount Fizzy,

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