It's Mr. Schnoose, the manager of the Fluesville Factory, bringing you Flues Media, the fun-filled

Flues challenge for kiddos of all ages.

Oh, you know that I absolutely love trivia.

It's one of my most favourite things.

Well, to be entirely transparent, it's a tie between trivia

and adding to my occupational health and safety instruction manual,

which is already 2,000 rules strong, might I add.

But alas, today is a trivia day, so let's get stuck in.

Today, Fluesmania trivia is all about China.

The country, not the crockery.

There's no point having fine China around the factory.

Why, I once brought a mug from home that had world's best manager of the Fluesville factory written on it.

Then Waffle and Martha decided to pop in for lunch and play their favourite game.

Almost anything can be a hockey puck if you just believe.

Ignoring that.

Today is all about the country, China, where the walls are great and Chinese food is just called food.

Anyway, I've got seven charming China questions for you, kiddos, so fasten your seatbelts, and away we go.

China question number one.

Chinese New Year is a little different to how New Year's is celebrated in the Western world.

How many days is the celebration of Chinese New Year?

A, one day a year, B, 15 days a year. Or C. 368 days a year. Well, something doesn't seem right here. I wonder what it could be. Ah yes, that's right. The last answer is an impossibility because the year only has 364 days in it.

Something tells me the crockery crushers are at it again. Bob, the station manager. How did Waffle and Martha manage to sneak in again if you're managing the managerial managerization of the station?

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