Hello, it's Mr. Schnoose, the manager of the Fluesville factory, bringing you Flues mania, the fun-filled Flues challenge for kiddos of all ages.

Oh, you know that I absolutely love trivia.

It's one of my most favourite things.

Well, to be honest, it's a tie between trivia and the cold, empty eyes of factory workers in overtime.

I'm sure it just means they're very focused.

But alas, today is a trivia day, so let's get stuck in.

Today, Fluesmania trivia is all about words like the ones I'm speaking right now, and just then and currently.

Here's the thing. Language is utterly bizarre. The words thought, through and Toro look so similar. but they mean three completely different things.

You can use words to describe your feelings, elation, scepticism,

and whatever hot feeling it is in my guts that builds every time I'm around Waffle and Martha.

No Bob Destation manager, it's not love.

It's irritation, that's it, intense irritation.

So, to celebrate how wonderful language is, we're talking all about words.

And I'm going to test your knowledge on words that may or may not in fact exist.

You might even learn something, you know that?

So pay attention.

And as a legal disclaimer, I'll say you probably won't learn anything, but there's no harm in trying.

Anyway, I've got some wonderful word questions coming your way, kiddos.

So fasten your seatbelt and here we go.

Wordy word question number one.

How many words are added to the dictionary every single year?

Is it A, 4,000, B, none?

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