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Personal log.

It's something like 2am and I'm driving George the Farmer's massive Land Rover in the middle

of nowhere.

Oh, God, I've never driven one of these before.

So I'm in this terrifying end of the world farmhouse with this terrifying end of the world farmer George

and his delightful wife Betty. She gives me the keys after making lots of strange comments about me and Warren getting back to nature

and that the Bothy is a lovely place where men can be men and we can be true to ourselves and no one will disturb us. And when I get back, the car is gone. Warren is gone. No note. No signal on our phones. I could only assume he's going to Red Valley somehow, because he has no idea where it is. I have no idea what is going on.

Where am I?

God, I hate this. The

Oh, I'm Oh Oh

Yeah

Oh God, is this it?

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