It's Mr. Shnoose, the manager of the Flusville Factory with Flus News for today.

There's a lot of very important factory news to cover, including updates from the

Flew Zombie Cave, the Flugerville Taco Truck and Fluesville Bingo. So let's get right to it.

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First up, our lead story today is the trouble brewing in the Flu Zombie Cave.

You may not be aware of this, but recently someone from Flugerville called Lucy Wow created some sort of strange goo that leaked into the

fizzy lake, then out popped flu zombies. And yes, a flu zombie is exactly what it sounds like.

A fizzy, it's also a zombie. As if that wasn't bad enough, then Lucy Wow built a giant mechanical mole,

which recently dug all the way down into Flusville that started making tunnels.

Now, you know me, I'm not one to ever complain.

But really, we've had quite a lot of trouble with this Lucy Wow inventor character.

It's all been a big distraction in the Fluesville factory, and recently it's gotten a lot worse.

You see, the giant mechanical mole was taking care of the flu zombies, but now it's gone missing.

Poof! Up and vanished!

My guess is, the giant mechanical mole is off doing some work for that Lucy Wow person.

And that means the flu zombies are roaming the factory floor, making all sorts of trouble.

Honestly, it's a disaster. We have had the following problems just in the last 24 hours.

Number 1. Flu zombies have eaten 27 rolls of duct tape. Who knew flu zombies like tape or ducks? Number two. Waffle

through one of the flu zombies in the lake and the lake glowed green all around and

then the flu zombies split in two and now there are more flu zombies. Note to self, do not throw flu zombies in the lake.

They multiply when you do that and become even more of a nuisance. Number three, several flu zombies

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