S1E4-SEVERED-The You You Are
Severed: The Ultimate Severance Podcast
Allen Stare
4.8 • 733 Ratings
🗓️ 10 February 2023
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
Welcome back, Refiners. Where to begin with this week's file...Helly is still in the Break Room. Petey is still dead, but this doesn't mean he's resting peacefully...not as long as his Severance Chip is still in his head. Burt ventures out to MDR and Irv practically follows him back to O&D.
Mark and Selvig go on a date! No, it's not what you're thinking...it's a LOT worse. We meet Petey's ex...and, hang on, the boys also discover the copy of "The You You Are" Milchick left in the conference room.
You really need to get into this one. You are going to be shocked. You are going to be amazed. You'll definitely need a Mugwort Bath Bomb and you might even find answers to the You You Are.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Severed, the Ultimate Severance Podcast. |
| 0:06.2 | Hello there, macro data refiners. |
| 0:16.1 | I'm afraid we have some unfinished business in the break room. |
| 0:19.8 | Before we get to that, this is Severed, |
| 0:22.9 | the ultimate Severance podcast. I'm your host, Alan S. Severd is a deep dive, comprehensive |
| 0:28.8 | rewatch podcast. Everything is fair game from the first season of Severance, and be warned, |
| 0:33.8 | there are tons of spoilers. If you remember last time, Helly wigged out in perpetuity, |
| 0:38.7 | smashed a window trying to get her head out into the stairwell, |
| 0:42.6 | and wound up in the break room with Milchick, where she remains. |
| 0:46.6 | This time out, the boys find the book Milchik left in the conference room, |
| 0:50.4 | contraband of the highest order. |
| 0:53.1 | Helly takes aggressive, then drastic steps in an attempt to convince her Audi to resign. |
| 0:58.8 | Selvig pays her respects in the most horrific way possible. |
| 1:02.8 | Irv learns more than he wants about O&D. |
| 1:05.2 | Mark gets a wellness check, and it's Helly who really needs one. |
| 1:09.3 | Look Alive refiners, end of quarter is only three weeks away, and we are behind on quota. |
| 1:15.0 | Get yourself a cup of coffee, then open the file called The You You Are. |
| 1:20.5 | This episode was written by Carrie Drake, along with Dan Erickson and staff writer Anna Oyang Munch. |
| 1:27.9 | It was directed by Ifa McArdle. |
| 1:30.8 | Ifa is a new name in the director's chair. |
| 1:33.6 | She is from Omog, Northern Ireland. |
| 1:35.6 | Ifa has 26 directing credits dating back to 2005. |
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