Which me, Mr. Snows, the manager of the Fluesville Factory with Flues News for today.

If by some chance you've stumbled onto this award-winning, highly produced, impossibly entertaining radio show,

and you're not from Flusville, please change the channel immediately. The information shared

in this show is for Flusvillers only. What's that you say? There are no channels?

Well, that doesn't make any sense.

Just get up off the couch and flip the what you call it on the TV set.

What do you mean we're not on TV?

I was told this was a network show.

Cable? Community access?

Radio? Well, let me get this straight.

This is a show that plays specifically for your heirs,

and it's not even on the radio dial.

Alright, who signed me up for this gig, and what am I getting paid?

Alright, calm down, Mr. Shnoos. You're a professional, a manager, a leader of fizzies.

Pay attention, fizzy worker bees. These announcements are very important. There will be a test.

In warehouse news, Norm's forklift has gone missing. Again. I'm not pointing fingers,

but I would like to remind everyone of the many forklift rules in Flusville. Each and every one of

them put in place because Martha and Waffle have either tried or actually accomplished all of them.

And they were all disasters.

No joyriding in the company forklift.

No trying to put the forklift into one of the air tubes and sending it to Flugerville.

No driving the forklift directly into the lake.

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