It's Mr. Shnoose, the manager of the Fluesville Factory, bringing you Flues Mania, the Funfilled Flues Challenge for kiddos of all ages. Today is Jokefest Day, where I'll be telling

five jokes and sharing a tongue twister you can try and say.

And you can learn all these jokes as well and share them with your friends.

Come along, down to my joke vault.

This is where I keep all my best jokes locked up, safe and sound.

Hmm, which jokes should I tell today?

We could tell animal jokes, or jokes about cake, or maybe even jokes about people who come

to work five minutes late and don't think it's a big deal.

Oh wait, they're already having a laugh.

Anyhow, I know exactly what we're doing today.

Today I'll be reaching way back to my very first joke book.

It's called Proof I Can Have Fun, Five Jokes for Mr. Schnooze, comma, your manager.

Let's dust this bad boy off, shall we?

Ha?

That's gonna leave him, Mark.

Let's open her up.

Ah, the very first joke I wrote to prove I'm not a stick in the mud.

Joke number one.

Literally, the very first baby one.

Why couldn't the pony sing a song?

Because she was a little horse.

Ha!

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