It's Mr. Shnoose, the manager of the Fluesville Factory, bringing you Flues Mania, the fun-filled Flues challenge for kiddos of all ages.

Today is Jokefest Day.

Where I'll be telling five jokes and sharing a tongue twister that you can try and say. And you can learn the jokes,

and you can share them with your friends. Now come with me down to my joke vault. This is

where I keep my best jokes, so nobody nicks them. Hmm, what type of joke should I tell today?

Jokes about aliens or politicians?

Uh, no, maybe a pun or two.

Oh, I know.

Today it's raining in Flusville, so I'm going to tell jokes about

cats and dogs. Like the old English idiom, it's raining cats and dogs. Weather gets rather

wild in Flusville, but it's not yet literally cats and dogs. I'm quite certain if you told

somebody that dogs were raining down from the sky, they'd say you were barking mad.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Ah, Mr. Snows, don't give all the good stuff away.

All right, kiddos.

Here we go.

Joke number one.

What did the hungry Dalmatian say

after his dinner?

Wow, that hit the spots.

Do you get it? Like hit the spot, but because Dalmatians have lots of spots, you know, it hits

the spots! Okay, Bob the station manager apparently doesn't believe these perfect

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