It's Mr. Shnoose, the manager of the Flusville Factory, with Fluse news for today.

There's a lot of very important factory news to cover, including updates from the Test Kitchen,

where we have some exciting and enticing new Fisbar flavours.

We've got an announcement about our wacky-tacky-tacky-tie day,

and we'll round it all out with a look into the immediately regrettable suggestion box.

First cab off the ranks, I want to let you all know that for the next three weeks,

I've set you all up to succeed with catching up on FISBarre orders after our precarious pecan panic.

You see, not 15 minutes ago, I sent Waffle and Martha on a very important errand.

They've got to grab a snorkel and scuba gear, dive into Lake Fizzy and make a detailed report on every grain of sand at the bottom of the lake.

I really thought this might actually give them pause,

but all Martha asked me was if she could name each grain.

Waffle followed up very quickly by letting me know he already has names for all of them.

Gareth.

He has named every single grain of sand, Gareth.

Don't think about it too hard, you'll get a headache.

All that really matters is that they're gone now.

So make sure you take advantage and get a lot of work done.

Now, on to great news. The test kitchen is finally up and running again after an unfortunate

incident where our blueberry blast bars were blasting pre-blueberry.

Turns out explosive food isn't high on Fizzy's shopping lists.

And now, legally, it never will be.

But thankfully, we've got three scrumptious new Fizzbar flavors.

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