I was at the gas station on the way over here and normally I probably would have been like,

oh, this nice old guy. I'm a little uncomfortable, but it's fine. But I'm just like, how many closer, motherfucker? I was eating an apple and, like, filling my tank. And I'm just like, you know, not paying attention to anyone around me. He's like, talk about eating on the run. You know, from around the other side of the fucking thing. And I'm like, mm-hmm. And he's like, that's a nice car you got there. I'm like, if you say one thing about my skin right now. But I do like the current day protective lady language and I'm like, tell that to my husband. I'm taken. And you'll only respect me from taken by a man. Don't follow me home. There might be a man there. Okay. Season one, episode three, the title is, or just look like one. Nothing is going to be as bad as last week's episode. So. I think I blocked it out. It was that kid shit. Like, oh. Okay, so we open on an older woman coming off an ambulance, um, outside of an ER. Yeah. Good old 90s joke right off the bat. I think I've got the AIDS again. And then the doctor who's seeming to be empathetic, but it's very clear this woman has, what is that called? A hypochondriac. Oh yeah. Because then the, then the doctor's like, how's the Ebola? And she's like, the pills you gave me cleared that right up. So that's, they're having a whole moment. This is really just like a distraction intro. SVU does this a lot because all of a sudden an SUV comes up and dumps a woman outside of the ER and speeds away. cut to Stabler and Benson walking into the ER room. The woman's name is Teresa Burgess, and there was a headshot in her backpack. She's a model. Well, you wouldn't know it by looking at her because that was a line from the show. That's not me. It was going to say, damn, dude. A total piece of trash. No, that's a dialogue. She looked really rough. Like she was super injured in a coma at this point. Then the doctor comes in and tells them all these gory details about her injuries and guesses that she was beaten with a claw hammer. I counted over 30 separate rooms before I stopped counting. Aren't they were supposed to record that? Like keep counting. You're recording that. Like I picture like a blank outline of blank outline of a person's body, and it's like, here's one.

And then, or you're, like, telling your assistant to, like, mark that stuff. You're like, telling. She's like, oh, man, it just, it was really, it was, it got really old after about 30 brutal injuries. So let's keep it professional. So then they found she had an enphetamine OD and she was raped with a wooden object.

Yeah, she had injuries to her face, breasts, and genitals. They had found like splinters or something, right? Yeah. Oh. Can you even? I can't even. What? Just, there's so many episodes that someone was like raped with a thing. Uh-huh. And it's just, uh, I can't. It's fucked. It's super fucked. Okay. Okay. Anyway, first 30 seconds, opening credits, Chris Maloney. And then we go right to the opening scene, which at this point, third episode in, we realize is always like a fast pan around the precinct and of them like phones ringing quickly talking people walking

passing papers around gives you a real feel for the vibe of the precinct and so they're talking

about this girl teresa she's a model she's 16 years old she's in a coma her amphetamines

were a prescription and jeffrey speculates that the attacker knew the Vic. Munch gets annoying immediately.

Yeah.

And he says, sure, give us his name and address and we'll all go home early.

And she irols him completely out of her life.

Just keeps talking.

And we wish out of the show.

Oh, my God.

And she, her thoughts on this are because of the type of injuries and the choice to drop her at the ER are classic signs of remorse and familiarity.

I can't believe I pronounced that word right.

You did good.

Thank you.

And it could be one way familiarity, like.

I have my time with that drink already?

Because I've had a rough week.

So they're saying it could be one way familiarity and Munch is like, oh, yeah, I saw on a billboard for

conditioning rins, which is like pre-2000s conditioning rinse. Do you remember that?

...