S1E27 - Floozemania: Animal Joke Fest
Floozeville: Silly Stories for Creative Kids
Jennifer Clary
4.4 • 893 Ratings
🗓️ 16 September 2021
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | It's Mr. Shnoos, the manager of the Fluesville Factory, bringing you Flues Mania, the fun-filled Flues challenge for kiddos of all ages. Today is Jokefest Day, |
| 0:24.6 | where I'll be telling five jokes and sharing a tongue twister that you can try and say. |
| 0:36.6 | And you can learn these jokes too and share them with your friends. |
| 0:41.3 | Come with me, down to me joke Vault. |
| 0:44.3 | This is where I store my very best jokes so nobody can steal em. |
| 0:58.0 | Now, what type of joke should I tell today? Jokes about pirates? I hear they've got a good hook. |
| 1:02.0 | Jokes about bicycles. I've got some wheelie good ones. |
| 1:07.0 | Maybe jokes about dairy. No, they're too cheesy. |
| 1:11.9 | I know. |
| 1:13.8 | Ah, here we are. |
| 1:15.6 | I'll tell jokes about animals. |
| 1:19.1 | Fizzies love animals. |
| 1:21.1 | What's your favourite animal? |
| 1:22.7 | It is hard to choose. |
| 1:24.5 | But I do happen to think that whales are pretty killer. Get it, whales are pretty |
| 1:31.3 | killer whales. That's the name of a type of whale. Okay, let's get down to brass tacks. Here |
| 1:38.8 | are the real jokes. Joke number one. What did the farmer call the cow who couldn't produce milk? |
| 1:50.1 | An utter failure. |
| 1:53.2 | Do you get it? |
| 1:55.1 | Utter failure. |
| 1:56.6 | Like utter failure. |
| 1:58.4 | But it sounds so similar to the word utter, |
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