It's Mr. Schnoose, the manager of the Fluesville Factory, bringing you Flues Mania,

the fun-filled Flues Challenge for Kiddos of All Ages.

You know how I love trivia.

It's one of my favourite things.

Well, it's between that and an efficient workplace.

But today is Trivia Day, so let's get stuck in.

Today, Flues Mania trivia is all about ancient Egypt.

I tell you, Fizzies love learning about history and Egypt's of particular interest to me,

mainly because I love my mummies. Ah, brought a tear to me, mainly because I love my mummies.

Brought a tear to me, I.

Now, the big wide world is quite a fascinating place for us, Fizzies, since the only place we really know is Fluesville.

And, of course, my, how do I put this, dalliances up into Flugerville, only to stop Waffle and Martha causing havoc.

Anyway, I've got seven big questions about ancient Egypt. So fasten your seatbelts, kids of all ages, and away we go! Ancient Egypt question number one.

Why did the ancient Egyptians build pyramids?

Huh, that is a tricky one.

Maybe they built pyramids to attract tourists.

Maybe they were built to inspire multi-level marketing.

Oh, I know. Maybe pyramids were built to be meeting points.

You know, hey King Tut, meet me by the large limestone pointy structure in the middle of the desert.

Turn right at the Sphinx, you can't miss it.

Yeah, that certainly makes sense to me.

In fact, I'm quite certain that's the answer.

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