S1E16: Guest: Arden Rose - Fantasizing About Your Exes and Prison Boyfriends!

Don't Blame Me!

Sister Sign Productions

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2017

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Fellow podcast host (“Crash on My Couch”) and star of “Mr. Student Body President” Arden Rose joins me this week for a very explicit episode. (You’ve been warned). We shared our wisdom on how to tell your boyfriend that you’ve been faking orgasms for years, easing your nerves for your first gyno appointment, and how to deal with a drug dealing boyfriend who will soon be taking a trip... to prison. You’re also going to want to check out our special demo video clip on how to properly titty f*ck, based on a follow-up call from a fellow member of “The Itty Bitty Titty Committee.”My YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/meghanrosetteI want to hear all of your questions that you need help with! Plus some follow up calls if you’ve already called in. Call me at...(310) 694-0976 or international listeners email me at meghanpodcast@gmail.com...with your question and as much detail as possible. And I will do my best to offer my words of wisdom.If you’re under 18, please get your parent’s permission. Advice is for entertainment purposes only. Don’t blame me if it ruins your life. lol, jk, my advice is always the best.Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/join/dontblameme See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello everybody. Oh my gosh. Welcome back to the podcast. This is Don't Blame Me with
0:13.4	Megan Ranks. And today we have a special guest. Arden. I was almost like,
0:18.5	can I say Arden Ranks or do you say Arden Ranks? You can say either. Okay. I'm like,
0:21.6	I know you on a personal level. We just talked about how I know your dad's name.
0:24.3	You're done first name. I mean, I know you. You're still in my, do you know you're
0:28.7	on my phone is Arden, Arden mother fucking rose. That's great. I'm not sad about that at all.
0:33.8	Actually, thanks for being here in my house. Yes. Oh my gosh. You got such a beautiful home.
0:37.9	Thank you. I, this is the only part that's clean. Well, when it is all clean, I want to come
0:42.4	over and see all of it. Yeah. That room is they know this room is like the disaster. Why? What is it?
0:48.9	Every PR package I've ever received. Oh no. I can't. And I'm like half open and then decided I don't
0:53.7	want them. But I'm like, I'm just going to leave it in there until someone else doesn't live here.
0:58.1	It's going to be able to. Yep. I live in a one bedroom apartment. So it's, I feel you.
1:03.0	It's piled up. Oh my closet is a disaster zone. Oh, see, I like to stack. I need, I need a whole
1:08.1	other room just to put crap in. Or in this case, two other rooms to put crap. I wish I could have
1:12.6	that. Like I need to not live in this. Yeah. I need to go somewhere else. Oh, well, I know,
1:18.0	I know. We'll plan it out. You can be my real estate agent next year. I would love that. I could
1:21.6	drive you around in my mom car. I can bake cookies, water bottles, tea, orange slices, caprisons. Oh my
1:27.3	God. You're left over here. We have Beverly Wood. I love it. Can you wear like a really cute
1:32.4	little like pinstripe suit as well? Yes. Very Hillary content. Can I wear a wig or like a shinyong?
1:37.0	100%. Only if you keep saying shinyong. Shinyong. Shinyong. In in in in shinyong. Oh my god,
1:45.2	I love it. Well, welcome back to the podcast guys. If you have not heard before, this is my advice
1:51.2	podcast where you guys call in. You leave voice mails. You tell us about the problems in your lives.
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