It's Mr. Schnoose, the manager of the Fluesville factory, bringing you Flues Mania, the fun-filled Flues challenge for kiddos of all ages.

Today is Jokefest Day. I'll be telling five jokes and sharing a tongue twister that you can try and say. I'm very good at tongue twisters if I do say so myself, but we'll get to that later.

First, we have to hear some jokes. Now let's see. Let me get into my secret joke vault here.

Ah yes, here we are. All my jokes are started in these filing cabinets. I've got every kind

of joke you can even imagine in here. Let me see. Lada da, peepa-da-a-da-a-n... nope, not that

one. No, not that one. Hoo, that's a bit blue.

No, not that one.

Okay, here we go.

We found a good one.

Joke number one.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

First of all, an alligator wearing a vest is funny. Oh, boy, by itself. How do you get his little legs in there?

Ha! You don't even need a punchline. All the same. An alligator in a vest is called an investigator.

Oh, Bob the station manager is even chuckling.

We are off to a good start.

Thank you, Mr. Alligator wearing a vest.

Joke number two.

What do you call a pile of kittens?

Not a pile of puppies or a pile of alligators wearing vests. A pile of kittens. Not a pile of puppies or a pile of alligators wearing vests.

A pile of tiny adorable baby cats.

You call a pile of kittens a meaountain.

Ha ha!

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