The Eagle and Child, Episode 14.5.

Merry Christmas.

Hello, and welcome to the Eagle and Child, the hallowed pub of the Inklings.

Now, you might be wondering, what's with all the decorations and tinsel around the pub today?

I was wondering that. Well, it's with all the decorations and tinsel around the pub today? I was wondering that.

Well, it's Christmas.

So Matt and I decided to drop in for a swift half and to wish you all a very happy Christmas.

So, please welcome the Pinky to My Brain, Matt.

Aw.

That's more touching than you realize.

For those who don't know, Pinky and Brain are two lab rats, two lab mice.

I like them mice.

Okay. The brain is trying to achieve total world domination.

That seems fair, yeah.

Although I would maybe specify a little bit more total Catholic world

domination for David. No, I'm, I'm okay with world domination. See, I'm actually, I'm actually

in a tough position because I live in America, but I can never be president because I wasn't

born here. Although a conservative would say after Obama, you probably could. Yeah, I just need to

find a birth certificate that says Hawaii.

Exactly. But also, I can't be king of England. I wasn't born into official royal blood.

Obviously, I have blue blood. That's just clear. But I wasn't born into the royal family.

And also because I'm Catholic, I technically can't be king. I did not know that one. Yeah, up until fairly

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