Hello, it's Mr. Shnoos, the manager of the Flusville Factory, with Flus News for today.

There's a lot of very important factory news to cover, including updates from the Test Kitchen, the Swoosh Room and the upcoming bowling tournament.

We begin our news adventure in the Test Kitchen, where we have a variety of new products under consideration,

and because, look, I know you won't tell anyone about Flusville I'll share with you the three items that are into running to become actual Fizzy products

oh it's all very exciting so here's what we're going to do I'll share each product with you and you give me the thumbs up or the thumbs down.

If you like it, then I'm sure the people of Flugerville will too.

Here is product number one. And remember, keep this a secret.

Furry candy.

Alright, before you make snap judgments, it sounds strange to me too, alright, but just hear me out, the fair isn't actually fair.

It just looks like fair, and the inside is a round ball of tasty, fantastic. Also furry candy comes in several colours.

Blue fair, purple fur, pink fur.

Okay, okay, I hear ya. Furry candy is a bust.

And I had such high hopes.

Here's product number two.

Exploding jelly beans.

Huh, I know right.

Our recent tests on Marta and Waffle have been very successful,

although the explosion is a tad on the big side.

And smoke does pour right out of their ears so that's probably no good.

Also they say the exploding jelly beans taste just a little bit like dirt.

Back to the drawing board on exploding jelly beans, Sparky.

And the last product we're testing. The Fabularus. There are 700 layers in a Fabularis, all with different flavours, and there's ice cream in the middle. Oh, I know, and I came up with that all by myself.

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