Howdy-do, kiddos, it's me, Mr. Shnoos, the manager of the Fluesville factory slash comedic genius, bringing you Flues Maniaia the fun-filled Flues challenge for kiddos of all ages.

Today is Jokefest day where I'll be telling five hilarious jokes and sharing a tongue twister that you can try and say.

You could even learn my jokes and try them out for yourself at your local open mic night.

Just ensure to give me proper credit after each joke and then explain why each joke is funny.

The audience will eat that right up.

Now come on down to my joke fault. This is where I keep all my best jokes so nobody steals my list of jokes and tells everybody early, which ruins the fun for everyone.

Not mentioning names, Waffle and Martha.

No, let's go into the joke vault.

Ah, now what type of jokes should I tell today?

Jokes about cats? That could be perfect.

Jokes about contractors.

They only work in theory, but you'll never see anything concrete.

No, wait, I know.

Today I'm telling jokes all about food, delicious, delightful dining on food.

Like fizzbars and fizz bars and some other fizz bars,

really the only food anybody needs, are, well, fizz bars.

Now, are you hungry for comedy?

Well, I think it's time for our first meal.

I mean, joke.

Our food joke to be specific.

Here we are food joke number one.

What do you call a fake noodle?

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