Well, howdy-do you,

Feverand Flusville fans?

It's your favourite manager of the Flusville Fisbar Factory,

expert comedian and shrewd judge of jokes, Mr. Shnoos, a big welcome to Flues

Mania, the Fun-Filled Flues Challenge for kiddos of all ages. Today is Jokefest Day, where I'll be

telling five jokes and sharing a tongue twister you can try and say.

You can even remember the jokes I tell and share them with your friends.

Just tell him you got him from me, Mr. Schnuze, everyone's favourite manager of the Fluesville Fisbar Factory expert comedian and shrewd judge of jokes.

Now, everyone come along with me, down to my joke vault.

This is where I keep my very best jokes.

Well, all my jokes are my very best jokes, but you get the point.

They're kept safe in here under lock and key and several security cameras away from prying eyes.

You hear that Kylie Brakeman get some original content, thank you very much.

Ah, here we are the largest filing cabinet in Fluesville, and it's filled with funnies.

And what type of joke am I going to tell today? Let's see here.

Pah, pa-p-p-pah. Jokes about trees?

No, I'll leaf it to next week.

Jokes about cars.

They're going to drive me nuts. Oh, jokes about basketball. Well, the ball's in my court, so I'm gonna say no. Today, I'm telling five jokes about books. That's right. Us Fizzies love reading. I personally love books on comedy, Fizz bars, and...

Well, that's it, actually. They're the only books I read. Bob, the station manager here is obsessed with motocross magazines. Waffle and Martha actually wrote their own book. It's called Look in

this book. And inside it's just a photo of Waffle and Martha scuba diving in a bathtub,

with both of them wearing aprons that say Kiss the Cook.

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