Well, hello there. Where did you come from? You're not supposed to be here. Who let these people in? Out, out! All of you out!

Oh, who am I kidding? Now that you've found us, there's no way to turn back the clock,

but you have to promise me you'll tell no one what you're about to hear.

It's a secret decisive to moon!

It's so secret, even if aliens invaded, and you were the only person left on Earth,

you still couldn't tell anyone. Wow, this is really secret, all right? You are about to hear about a place hidden under the town of Flugherville. And this place is called Fluesville.

I'll show you around.

But remember, everything you hear from this point forward is for your ears only.

First of all, you should probably understand where Fluesville came from.

It's a terrible tale of candy making gone wonky lopsided. Up above Flusville, in the town of Fulgerville, where there's a candy factory owned by Mr. Snude.

Not to be confused with Mr. Snooze, that's me.

Mr. Snude is very good at making candy in the Snood Candy Factory.

I'm Mr. Snood and I'm very good at making candy, especially Flus.

Flus is a gloopy, gooey, gooey treat in a tube actually that has about a hundred flavors.

In the early days, Mr. Snood made a ball of flus as big as a house.

It ate a bicycle, a jungle gym, and seven mail boxes before it rolled into Flugerville Bay,

and nearly sunk a sailboat.

What am I going to do with all this oozy stuff that's left over after I make my world famous flus?

I'll tell you what Mr. Snood did with that sugary gloopy goof.

He sent it down, down, down under Flugerville to a pipe.

And it landed in a giant underground cavern.

Guess what? The gloopy goop just keeps on coming.

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