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🗓️ 21 August 2022
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Tune in to Episode 9 of Season 18 for creepy camping conundrums!
“Leave No Trace” written by Lisel Jones (Story starts around 00:00:00)
Produced by: Phil Michalski
Cast: Narrator – David Ault
“I Know Why They Call It Big Head Lake” written by S.H. Cooper (Story starts around 00:04:40)
Produced by: Phil Michalski
Cast: Roxanne – Linsay Rousseau, Andre – Kyle Akers
“Why I Quit Living in My Van” written by John Beardify (Story starts around 00:17:50)
Produced by: Jeff Clement
Cast: Narrator – Atticus Jackson, Teen Punk – Danielle McRae, Old Man – David Cummings, Custodian – Jesse Cornett, Bald Man – Mick Wingert
“Campfire” written by T. Takeda Wise (Story starts around 00:39:30)
Produced by: Phil Michalski
Cast: Michelle – Mary Murphy, Vivian – Wafiyyah White, Dinah – Katabelle Ansari, Lily – Nichole Goodnight
“Bathroom Graffiti” written by Jordan Underhill (Story starts around 00:58:00)
Produced by: Phil Michalski
Cast: Narrator – Elie Hirschman
“Underground” written by Leo Harrison (Story starts around 01:08:05)
Produced by: Jesse Cornett
Cast: Narrator – Nikolle Doolin, Lucille – Kristen DiMercurio, Melissa – Tanja Milojevic
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0:00.0 | I've dreamt about doing this for years. An extended hike into the wilderness, just me |
0:12.2 | and a backpack at one with mother nature. Now feels like the perfect time. I recently |
0:19.1 | completed my PhD, but a 9-to-5 job and family life never really appealed to me. It's |
0:25.1 | so liberating leaving civilization behind. Goodbye pollution, goodbye cell phone. I've kept |
0:31.2 | my solar radio though in case I fancy cement attainment. The first day was an easy trek, |
0:37.7 | not too far from the city, just into the mountains by the reservoir. It's so peaceful up there, |
0:43.5 | but I stealth-camped just in case. Made sure I didn't leave anything behind, of course. |
0:49.3 | Carefully packed my food wrappers and the containers, leave no trace. That's the aim. |
0:54.1 | Breakfast was probably my last shot-bought meal. I've become an expert at faraging. I'll need to |
1:01.1 | supplement it with a little wild game, but my crossbow skills are blossoming and population control |
1:07.0 | isn't always a bad thing. The next couple of days are going to be arduous though, need to get |
1:12.5 | deep into the mountains as far from people as possible. Then the incubation period will be over. |
1:19.6 | It'll spread quickly after that. It wasn't difficult for me to modify the virus, |
1:25.0 | waterborne, airborne internal bleeding. Not pretty, but 100% fatal. Eventually. They'll try to |
1:33.4 | contain it naturally, attempt quarantine, but we've seen how well that works in practice, |
1:39.1 | haven't we folks? It'll take a few decades, maybe longer, but it'll be worth it, she promised. |
1:44.7 | Paradise regained me and Mother Nature truly at one. Solitude. |
1:52.4 | Less. Just like none of you fuckers ever even existed. |
1:59.2 | You're sleepless in another dimension. A dimension of horror cursed to be frightened and disturbed. |
2:20.4 | A journey into a terrifying land whose boundaries are inky darkness. |
2:31.7 | Your next stop, the no-sleep zone. |
2:38.8 | Now open the door and brace yourself for the no-sleep podcast. |
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