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🗓️ 4 December 2022
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Tune in to Episode 23 of Season 18 for demented doctoring.
“Newborn Screening” written by Lisel Jones (Story starts around 00:00:00)
Produced by: Phil Michalski
Cast: Doctor – Jake Benson, Mrs. Murray – Tanja Milojevic
“Grasshopper” written by Ellen Denton (Story starts around 00:04:50)
Produced by: Phil Michalski
Cast: Narrator – Danielle McRae, Emily Linus – Kristen DiMercurio, Anna Linus – Mary Murphy
“Hands On” written by Gabrielle E. Josefsson (Story starts around 00:38:15)
Produced by: Phil Michalski
Cast: Jason Woods – Dan Zappulla
“Reunion” written by M.J. Pack (Story starts around 00:52:05)
Produced by: Jeff Clement
Cast: Molly – Erin Lillis, Mary – Sarah Ruth Thomas, Elaine – Nichole Goodnight, Old Woman – Mary Murphy, Molly’s Mom – Linsay Rousseau, Trevor – Atticus Jackson, Edward – Jesse Cornett
“The Voice in the Compactor” written by Manen Lyset (Story starts around 01:08:15)
Produced & scored by: David Cummings
Cast: Narrator – David Cummings, Janitor – Jeff Clement, Voice – Kelly Bair
“Beauty Beat” written by Casey Banks (Story starts around 01:15:00)
Produced by: Jesse Cornett
Cast: Narrator – Graham Rowat, Larry – Elie Hirschman, Harrison – Jesse Cornett, Hannah – Wafiyyah White, Victoria – Nikolle Doolin, Dr. Telles – Peter Lewis
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Executive Producer & Host: David Cummings
Musical score composed by: Brandon Boone
“Reunion” illustration courtesy of Emily Cannon
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0:00.0 | So Mrs. Murray, what we're doing today is giving young Joseph our routine newborn screening. |
0:13.7 | Just a few standard tests and measurements that will give an indication of future health |
0:17.2 | care needs, which will hopefully defue. |
0:19.2 | I hope so too, doctor. |
0:22.2 | I'll need to take him into the examination area with Nurse Stacy. |
0:26.2 | Oh, I can't come with him. |
0:28.2 | I'm afraid not, but you're welcome to observe through the window. |
0:32.2 | Okay, I guess. |
0:34.2 | Don't worry. It'll be over quickly. |
0:37.2 | Right, let's get you on the scales. |
0:41.2 | Six pounds to Ancesth Nurse. |
0:44.2 | Heart rate next. |
0:47.2 | 116 BPM. |
0:49.2 | All perfectly normal, Mrs. Murray. |
0:52.2 | Thank you, doctor. |
0:53.2 | Nurse, pass me the reptoculum. |
0:55.2 | What the hell is that? |
0:57.2 | You're not putting that thing near my baby, are you? |
1:00.2 | No need to panic, Mrs. Murray. |
1:01.2 | The reptoculums are latest bio-robotic instrument. |
1:04.2 | A real breakthrough in deterministic cognitive forecasting and predictive |
1:08.2 | senescence with 100% accuracy. |
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