S17E17: F.O.D. | Steven Seagal
Trashy Divorces
Hemlock Creatives
4.5 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 1 March 2023
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
Sometimes the story just get worse, and worse, and worse, and that's exactly the case with the life, career, and relationships of washed up action hero Steven Seagal. From his extremely messy marital (bigamist?) history, to his deep bond with a certain Russian dictator, to the many, many allegations of sexual misconduct, Seagal is truly one for the ages - but not for any of the reasons he may believe.
Content Warning: This episode includes allegations of sexual assault and other disturbing conduct.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, everybody, welcome to Trashy Divorces, everybody's favorite good podcast about bad relationships. |
| 0:06.3 | I'm Alicia. |
| 0:07.3 | My name is Stacey, and thank you so much for joining us today. |
| 0:11.4 | Holy cats, we got a... |
| 0:13.5 | Okay, we went from Katie Seagall. |
| 0:15.1 | We did. |
| 0:16.1 | Stacey, you're bringing us another Seagall today. |
| 0:18.4 | Steven Seagall, no relation to the very wonderful Katie Seagal. |
| 0:22.5 | Yes, this is the long and weirding road that is the life of noted Buddhist spiritual leader and Vladimir Putin BFF Stephen Segal. |
| 0:31.3 | I can assure you, friends, that you are not ready. |
| 0:33.9 | I'm going to throw in a little content warning here because there is some allegations of assault |
| 0:39.3 | in this story. So use your judgment. |
| 0:41.3 | Wow. I hate everything about you. |
| 0:43.3 | Everything. Let's go, go. |
| 0:59.2 | Okay, Stacey, Stephen Segal. |
| 1:01.8 | Spill the trash, spill the dirt. |
| 1:09.9 | I mean, big thanks to Melissa O for compiling this incredible catalog of horrible conduct. |
| 1:12.8 | All right, friends, Stephen Seagal. |
| 1:16.6 | This trash bag has managed to stay under the radar for quite a while, |
| 1:18.9 | despite some epically trashy behavior. |
| 1:22.5 | As far as trash cans go, this may end up being a new record, |
| 1:25.9 | and many of those trash cans may be located in Russia. |
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