S17 EP48: 50? FIFTY? WHAT?

THE UPSIDE with Callie and Jeff Dauler

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Personal Journals, Relationships, Society & Culture

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🗓️ 10 November 2023

⏱️ 21 minutes

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0:00.0	We have a huge milestone to celebrate today. We have a dramatic cookbook reading for you and I am making a questionable parent choice.
0:10.0	You're on the upside.
0:12.0	If this is your first episode of the upside, welcome. If you've been
0:15.5	before, welcome back. Today is Friday, November 10th. We are recording this from
0:19.8	10th.
0:20.8	My name is Jeff Doller and today I am grateful. 1022 Studios at Industries.
0:22.6	My name is Jeff Dollar, and today I am grateful to be alive for 50 years.
0:28.0	My name is Callie Dollar, and I am grateful that you are turning 50 years old today.
0:36.0	Happy birthday to you.
0:38.8	Happy birthday to you.
0:41.7	Happy birthday, Happy Birthday.
0:45.0	Happy Birthday to you.
0:47.0	T-bird posted on social media that the song Happy Birthday sounds like something that should be in a horror film it's awful and I can't
0:57.3	Notice that now. Yeah. I absolutely she tried this one she said you did do I'll do the Stevie Wonder version but this version I what's the Stevie Winter version I'm not gonna sing it but you know happy
1:09.9	birthday too yeah happy birthday oh but that's not the happy birthday song that I can get
1:17.0	right and there's the Beatles that there's a lot of birthday songs but the song happy
1:20.7	birthday to you. Teabird said when she's had parties, she tries to get people to
1:26.5	sing for he's a childly good fellow or for she's a jolly good fellow instead of the
1:30.9	happy birthday song because it sounds like a funeral March and she's not wrong.
1:34.4	I have and everybody's off key. It's like hard to sing. Nobody ever sounds good and
1:40.5	I would be totally fine with everyone just saying happy birthday and then you blow
1:44.4	a candle and that's it yeah anyway so happy 50 birthday turn 50 and grumpy
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