S16 Ep869: Top Dog (1995)
We Hate Movies
WHM Entertainment
4.7 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 16 June 2026
⏱️ 122 minutes
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Summary
“He makes Steven Seagal look like Robert De Niro“ - Eric
On this week’s show, we’re chatting about the totally insane Chuck Norris-partnered-with-a-dog movie, Top Dog!
How is this dog still alive with all the doughnuts this old man is feeding him? Has there ever been a less-convincing hangover performance than what we see at the start of this movie? Wait, this dog was shot five times in the line of duty? How hilarious is that guy’s freakout during the scene at the Mexican border? And how in the world is there this much white supremacy chatter in an otherwise silly dog movie? PLUS: The gang hunts for the closest Blimpie’s!
Top Dog stars Chuck Norris, Michele Lamar Richards, Erik von Detten, Carmine Caridi, Clyde Kusatsu, Kai Wulff, Peter Savard Moore, Timothy Bottoms, Francesco Quinn, Herta Ware, Eileen Bowman, and Betty the Dog as Reno; directed by Aaron Norris.
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, y'all, before we get to today's episode on, wait, what does that say? |
| 0:04.4 | Chuck Norris's top dog. |
| 0:07.5 | Ugh. |
| 0:08.4 | I just wanted to give you my three favorite Star Trek quotes in the three Star Trek movies we're going to be talking about this summer. |
| 0:15.0 | First up, Star Trek 2, The Wrath of Khan, that's got to be Khan played by the great Ricardo Montalban going, |
| 0:22.9 | From hell's heart, I stab at thee. |
| 0:26.6 | Pretty good, right? |
| 0:28.1 | I think in Star Trek Generations, it absolutely has to be right when Captain Kirk is about to cross over, as it were. |
| 0:36.8 | Shatner just looks up at the sky, just goes, oh my, classic. |
| 0:41.9 | And then, no question about it. Star Trek first contact. Sir Patrick Stewart, please take it |
| 0:47.6 | away. The line must be drawn here. This far, no further. Oh, hell yeah. That's right, folks. Join us us this summer at stLV the world's biggest and most |
| 0:57.3 | badass star trek convention we're celebrating 10 years of the nexus with a three night stand in |
| 1:02.1 | las Vegas join us august 6th august 7th and august 8th at stelv going on at the rio out there in |
| 1:09.5 | Vegas we are going to be performing at the de forest kelly theater look this is going to be a ton of fun, y'all. You do not need to have a convention pass or credentials to attend these shows. They're separately ticketed. So you can just go to our website, WHM Podcast.com. Find all the ticketing information you need right there. It is going to be so much fun. We're super excited. |
| 1:28.4 | STLV is celebrating 60 years of the amazing Star Trek, |
| 1:32.1 | and we're celebrating 10 years of our pretty fun Star Trek recap show, The Nexus. |
| 1:37.0 | All information again at WHM Podcast.com. |
| 1:40.4 | Wrath of Khan, Generations First Contact, Star Trek 60, The Nexus 10. |
| 1:46.1 | We're going to have a lot of fun this summer. |
| 1:48.1 | Cool, man. |
| 1:49.5 | Woo-hoo! |
| 1:53.1 | This week on the program, well, we certainly didn't expect this much Nazi talk in a K-9 |
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