S16 Ep864: Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000)
We Hate Movies
WHM Entertainment
4.7 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 19 May 2026
⏱️ 118 minutes
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Summary
“This movie has seen Scream… and Scream 2” - Andrew
On this week’s episode, we’re chatting about the fun-enough satirical slasher sequel, Urban Legends: Final Cut!
Why didn’t they think to have any classroom scenes in this film school-set movie? How hilarious is the kidney-bathtub sequence that’s completely on an island from the rest of the film? What kind of funding does this film school have, what with all these soundstages? Why exactly does Hart Bochner’s character think this scheme will lead to his Hollywood breakthrough? And what would an Urban Legend sequel look like if Alfred Hitchcock was directing? PLUS: An out-of-touch studio executive hammers John Ottman with unhelpful notes!
Urban Legends: Final Cut stars Jennifer Morrison, Matthew Davis, Hart Bochner, Joey Lawrence, Anson Mount, Eva Mendes, Jessica Cauffiel, Anthony Anderson, Michael Bacall, Marco Hotschneider, Derek Aslant, Jacinda Barrett, and Loretta Devine as Officer Reese; directed by John Ottman.
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey folks, before we get going on today's episode with Urban Legends Final Cut, |
| 0:05.8 | wanted to give you a couple of show updates, a couple of show reminders here in case it slipped |
| 0:09.7 | your mind. There's a lot going on. I understand it. First of all, if you are listening to |
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| 0:35.6 | live stream setup. There is a live chat going on. You can ask questions in advance right now over on the Patreon. You find the post. Go to the comment thread. Ask your question there. We are going to be vibing and in bibing tonight, May the 19th, 8 p.m. Eastern. You can get the replay after the fact. You also, if you can't make it, don't worry about it. Speaking of replays at that craven tier, at the top tier of our Patreon over on patreon. Over on patreon.com slash we eight movies. Yes, you can also get access to our new contemporary horror recap show. It's called Scarity Cats. There are three volumes out now. So when you sign up, you can check out replays on Barbarian, the Zach Craigor film, 28 years later, the Danny Boyle film. And yes, Russell Crow in the Pope's Exorcist, which was volume three, volume four is coming out in July. So you want to make sure you're caught up, patreon.com slash we ate movies for all that good stuff. And hey, also come play in the big sandbox known as Las Vegas with us this summer, y'all. |
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| 2:48.7 | Okay, I have rambled enough. |
| 2:50.0 | Let's talk about this silly self-aware slasher. |
| 2:52.6 | It's Urban Legends, colon, final cut. |
| 2:55.4 | The line must be drawn here. |
| 2:58.2 | This week on the program, you think we'll ever be up for a Hitchcock Award? |
| 3:01.9 | I'd like to find out someday. |
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