S16 Ep861: Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens (2015, W❤️M) [EXTENDED PREVIEW]
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🗓️ 4 May 2026
⏱️ 13 minutes
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Summary
“He's big and hulking and terrifying, but he's also kind of a huge loser..." - Steve on Kylo Ren
On this edition of We ❤️ Movies, we’re heading back to a galaxy far, far away to chat about the great, yet divisive start to the Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens!
How great is Harrison Ford in this movie? Wasn’t it about time Star Wars got a little bloodier? Wouldn’t we all want to sit down and have a drink at Maz’s sick bar? How do so many Star Wars people magically understand droid speak? And how much stolen valor is Kylo Ren working with here? PLUS: Be careful when you’re bringing your antique family collectibles onto The Lightsaber Roadshow on PBS!
Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens stars Daisy Ridley, John Boyega, Oscar Isaac, Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, Adam Driver, Lupita Nyong’o, Andy Serkis, Domhnall Gleeson, Anthony Daniels, Max von Sydow, Peter Mathew, Gwendoline Christie, Jones Suotamo, Simon Pegg, and Harrison Ford as Han Solo; directed by JJ Abrams.
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Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
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| 0:00.0 | Speaking of big and back, here we are. |
| 0:15.9 | We got a scroll. |
| 0:17.9 | You must have the scroll. |
| 0:19.3 | The whole thing, right? |
| 0:20.3 | Let's start at the beginning. |
| 0:21.5 | A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, right? |
| 0:27.6 | I mean, it's like catnip to me. |
| 0:30.4 | When you hear that Star Wars noise begin, you see the logo. |
| 0:34.2 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:34.8 | Had you seen this recently, any of them on this chat? No. I actually, |
| 0:40.5 | I hadn't seen this. What's funny is I looked at my letterbox and I hadn't logged it and I got |
| 0:44.7 | letterboxed in like 2019. So I have not seen it since at least 2019. We did the sequel trilogy on a, like, a New Year's Day, a couple years ago maybe. |
| 1:03.2 | So I have actually taken in the poison that is the Rise of Skywalker. |
| 1:09.7 | Kind of within like the last year, like two years maybe, something like that. |
| 1:14.7 | Still sucked then, by the way. |
| 1:16.2 | I didn't want you guys to freak out and have me be my classic like, actually, upon |
| 1:21.4 | reevaluate. |
| 1:22.3 | No, no, no. |
| 1:22.7 | It still fucking sucks, but my man, Babu freak. |
| 1:25.7 | Oh, yeah. |
| 1:26.7 | Oh, yeah. |
| 1:27.2 | It's been, it's been probably since like you know |
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