S16 Ep854: White Noise 2: The Light (2007)
We Hate Movies
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4.7 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 24 March 2026
⏱️ 97 minutes
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Summary
“Always love a scroll…” - Steve on the film’s opening text
On this week’s episode, Listener Request Month takes us to Direct-to-DVD-Sequel Land as we’re tasked with watching and chatting about a horror sequel absolutely no one was asking for, White Noise 2: The Light!
With Firefly’s Nathan Fillion and Battlestar Galactica’s Katie Sackhoff leading this cast, is this movie like the SyFy Channel prom, where all your science fiction adventurers are getting together? How in the world does Dennis’s Diner stay in business after this opening incident? How hilarious is that Looney Tunes piano death? And are there really that many near-death experiences (NDEs) per day in this country? PLUS: A brief history of the Direct-to-DVD sequel craze of the aughts!
White Noise 2: The Light stars Nathan Fillion, Katie Sackhoff, Adrian Holmes, Kendall Cross, Teryl Rothery, William MacDonald, Josh Ballard, and Craig Fairbrass as Henry Caine; directed by Patrick Lussier.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Call my wife. |
| 0:01.5 | Calling UK Wildlife. |
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| 0:10.0 | Capital at risk, marketing material. |
| 0:11.4 | BlackRock Investment Management UK Limited, |
| 0:13.0 | authorized and regulated by the Financial Conduct Authority. |
| 0:15.6 | This week on the program, we venture back to the aughts to the magical time of direct-d-d-d-d-d-D-D-D-D sequels no one was asking |
| 0:22.6 | for. It's White Noise 2, Colin the Light. I'm Andrew Juppin. |
| 0:26.6 | Stephen Sadek. Eric Siska 2, Colin the Light. |
| 0:28.9 | Chris Cabin. And we hate movies. Hello! |
| 0:46.3 | Hello! Hello everyone. Welcome to We Hate Movies. Thank you for tuning into the fine program as always. Yes, that's right. Listen to Request Month. Soldiers on. We're talking. Yeah, it's white noise, too. Call on the Light from 2007, directed by Patrick Lucier. This dude has quite an idea. |
| 1:12.8 | I meant to look it back up, because the name popped, and I was like, |
| 1:16.1 | because he did a great job here. |
| 1:17.9 | A lot of previous episodes, I think. |
| 1:21.3 | So check this out. |
| 1:22.4 | I'm not saying all of these are previous episodes. |
| 1:23.7 | This is most of his photography. |
| 1:25.6 | Prophecy 3 colon the Ascent. |
| 1:29.3 | Got it. Dracula 2000, previous episode. This is most of his photography. Prophecy 3 colon the Ascent. Oh, no. Got it. Dracula 2000 previous episode. |
| 1:30.8 | Dracula 2 colon ascension. |
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