S16 Ep845: Bloodsport (1988, W❤️M) [EXTENDED PREVIEW]
We Hate Movies
WHM Entertainment
4.7 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 5 February 2026
⏱️ 13 minutes
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Summary
“It’s a rare fighting style… Party Down Boxing” - Chris, on Jackson’s fight moves
On this month’s We ❤️ Movies episode, White Guy Karate Month spills over into WLM as we chat about one of JCVD’s best, Bloodsport!
How incredible are those splits, folks? Was Frank Dux, the guy whose life this movie was supposedly based on, completely full of shit? How did Jackson get that beer into the hospital? Is Bolo Yeung the only competitor allowed to kill people in the tournament because he was the returning champion? And that brick trick: cool or dumb? PLUS: Are the founding fathers’ lives in the public domain so we can make a Mortal Kombat-esque game about them?
Bloodsport stars Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bolo Yeung, Leah Ayres, Norman Burton, Forest Whitaker, Roy Chiao, and Donald Gibb as Ray Jackson; directed by Newt Arnold.
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Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | You have C. |
| 0:12.3 | Isn't like Black Rock backing them or something? |
| 0:14.5 | Isn't that what they get a lot of their money from us from that shit? |
| 0:17.4 | I would, I don't know. |
| 0:19.2 | Cool. |
| 0:19.6 | Evil money guys. |
| 0:20.6 | Yeah, of course. Kumete. I mean, Coca-Cola could just be like, look, we used to be cocaine soda. It's fine. We're all about this. Yes, that's right. I did the kumetee, and now I won. And here is a big slice of pizza from pizza ut. The crust is extra greasy. Oh, yes, I've won the Kumite. What am I going to do with my prize money? I'm going to Euro-Disnizniland. It's me and the Mickey. Yes, I dance with the mouse. Is the mouse a pervert? May I touch his nose? Bring me the lady mouse, so I may growper during the photo shoot. |
| 0:54.6 | What is under your address? |
| 0:56.2 | God, that many do not get me started. |
| 0:59.6 | Oh, dude, he's crossing his legs. |
| 1:01.3 | He's crossing his legs. |
| 1:02.3 | Eric. |
| 1:04.4 | Let's get the ice in here. |
| 1:05.5 | Let's cool him down. |
| 1:06.3 | Oh, it's a steamboat down here on my willy. |
| 1:09.7 | We do, so we meet Frank, and he's training by, like, high kicking a boxing punching bag, which is pretty cool. |
| 1:17.1 | Some dude comes in and he's like, Mr. Grox, the colonel'd like to see you now. |
| 1:22.4 | This is a porno opening if they're ever, because he's like, Frank, the colonel, |
| 1:28.5 | before you leave, |
| 1:43.7 | the colonel wants to see you for something very important. It's like, okay, after I take a shower, of course. And then like, you see the steamy shower. Like, quick question. How are you in the American army? The other thing that happens, though, is he says, he's like, I just have to shower first. |
| 1:47.3 | And then the guy goes, okay, but I can't leave. Uh-huh, exactly. Well, then get sucking. I mean, I don't know what you want me to do. Well, he's gone. By the time he's ready to suck, he's gone. Yeah, this guy's like thinking about it. And he's like, you know what? Fine, I'll do it. I'm going to suck Frank Ducks's dick. Let's do it. They're making this porno, this military porno. |
| 2:03.9 | I might as'll do it. I'm going to suck Frank Dachsh's dick. Let's do it. |
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