S16 Ep842: Jurassic World: Rebirth (2025)
We Hate Movies
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4.7 • 4.9K Ratings
🗓️ 20 January 2026
⏱️ 124 minutes
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Summary
“It’s all melted together into one chocolate bar of horrible…” - Chris on the Jurassic World sequels
On this week’s episode, the gang’s heading down to the equator to take a dangerous boat ride with Scarlett Johansson and Mahershala Ali in the latest dino-centric sequel, Jurassic World: Rebirth! Is this the most half-baked movie of last year? Why couldn’t ScarJo be a grown up version of Clone Girl from Fallen Kingdom? Why are we so obsessed with referencing the first movie? Why is the story engine just a lame video game plot? Did they have any idea what to do with this mutated dinosaur idea? And were they kidding with that Snickers product placement? PLUS: The Skeleton League touches down on the island to collect Dino-skeletons.
Jurassic World: Rebirth stars Scarlett Johansson, Mahershala Ali, Jonathan Bailey, Manuel Garcia-Rulfo, Luna Blaise, David Iacono, Audrina Miranda, Philippine Velge, Bechir Sylvain, Ed Skrein, and Rupert Friend as Martin Krebs; directed by Gareth Edwards.
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, gang, real quick, before we get to today's episode on Jurassic World, Coland |
| 0:04.4 | rebirth, just a reminder, we do have the first leg of the 2026 tour locked in and tickets |
| 0:12.1 | are on sale. First up, February 22nd, Los Angeles, California. We will be back at the |
| 0:16.4 | Hollywood improv talking Broken Arrow. Oh, John Travolta, Christian Slater, a dangerous train ride. |
| 0:24.6 | Then March 20th, we are in Minneapolis, Minnesota. |
| 0:27.9 | That's right, the great city of Minneapolis, Minnesota. |
| 0:31.2 | We will be at the varsity theater talking Conan the barbarian, or should I say, |
| 0:35.5 | Conan de Barbillian, because we are definitely talking about the 1982 Arnold Schwarzenegger one. Don't get that twisted. We will be there. Arnold Impressions on hand. And then, just a few nights later, March the 22nd, we will be back in Chicago, Illinois at the Den Theater talking big. And you know, we hate movies. you know what goes on in that movie you know |
| 0:56.2 | that show's going to be a barn burner all tickets are on sale now head to our website w hmpodcast |
| 1:00.8 | dot com to get that info all right here we go somehow they keep finding more islands with more |
| 1:07.2 | dinosaurs on it's Jurassic world Jurassic World Rebirth. Enjoy. |
| 1:11.7 | Oh, perfect. |
| 1:14.2 | This week on the program, |
| 1:16.4 | well, shit, they keep making these, huh? |
| 1:18.3 | It's Jurassic World Rebirth. |
| 1:19.3 | I'm Andrew Jupin. |
| 1:21.3 | Steven Sadek, Eric Siscusaurus, |
| 1:22.4 | D. Cabin. |
| 1:24.1 | And we hate movies. Hello, everyone. Welcome to We Hate Movies. Thank you for tuning into the fine program, as always. That's right. |
| 1:55.4 | We are continuing the month of movies we saw last year with this one. Jurassic World Rebirth, directed by Gareth Edwards. |
| 2:02.1 | You know him from Monsters, the 2014 Godzilla, Star Wars Rogue One, and the creator, which I think only Chris saw. |
| 2:09.4 | Hey, Chris, come and get your boy here. |
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