The weirdest part about Henry, aside for everything, is that he doesn't get picked on at school. He is.

Like, everyone, everybody loves him. And then, like, when they're picking up, like, even when they

pick on little Jacob Tromblay, his classmates are picking on him. And they're like, no. And

Henry's like, stop or whatever. The kid's like, well, sorry, Henry, but he just sucks. You're great.

He's nothing. I'm like,

the second this kid gets up and corrects the previous kid's presentation, he is getting egged. Like, I don't know. At best, like, you get shoved into so many lockers by telling people

their presentation sucked and yours is so great. But you're forgetting, we're talking about

angelic, perfect kid genius, Henry.

This kid's fucking bulletproof man, except when it comes to brain tumors, apparently,

but everything else. A problem. Yeah, that's the next thing right there.

Underselling that bullying scene, because he's a little douchebag. At least you're smart. He's a nothing. He's a nothing. They're chanting he's a nothing. And I just thought it was amazing. That's a tough one to live down in grade schools. Everyone called you a nothing. Once you're dead, he's going to have nothing. Oh, wait, did I ruin it? Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. But that scene actually happens after a few quick ones, like where we go.

What, what? She picks him up from school, but we do see their fucking million dollar tree house.

Well, it's also trading some stocks, Eric. He's on the phone. He's just given the fucking born into a bull market. Isn't that fucking great?

It's a benefit of being born into a bull market. You see, money investor. And what I hate about this is like how it, the script like hides what he's done for her for no reason. It's all this like, come on, mom, you,

you don't have to work anymore. You know that. Why do you work at the shitty diner? Why don't

you get a new car? And it's like not till the ass end of this movie that Bobby Moynihan's character

opens this woman's mail and is like, you have $680,000 in some financial account or whatever.

And it's like, why doesn't that shit kind of front load the movie?

You got narration from this little turd, like, I made a bunch of investments.

And now our family's cushy because our shitty dad left.

Can kids even legally do these trades?

I know the e-trade baby was trying to mainstream it. No, I don't think so. I think the e-trade baby lied to you, Eric. Okay. Because I guess, and that's the weird part, too, like when he buys all this stuff. Later on, he's like, Bob, don't worry, I bought you a car. I'm like, where is his fake documentation? Where is, oh, oh, I got it right.

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