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We Hate Movies

S16 Ep827: Thir13en Ghosts (2001)

We Hate Movies

WHM Entertainment

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.74.9K Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2025

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

“It’s kind of a ghost-Jurassic Park opening!” - Steve

On this week’s episode, our 2025 Halloween Spooktacular continues as we dive into some early-aughts horror while chatting about the 2001 remake, Thir13en Ghosts! First off, how incredibly stupid is this official title? Why did they need to give those ghosts dumb ghost names? What kind of sick person would actually be excited to live in a house like this? And why did the producers think EXTREEEEEME William Castle remakes were a good idea? PLUS: If you used ghost magic to psychically absorb the entirety of IMDb, would the website’s shoddy functionality make you implode?

Thir13en Ghosts stars Tony Shalhoub, Embeth Davidtz, Matthew Lillard, Shannon Elizabeth, Alec Roberts, JR Bourne, F. Murray Abraham, and Rah Digga as Maggie; directed by Steve Beck.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, y'all, before we get into today's episode on that abysmal 13 ghosts remake, just want to make you hip to some upcoming programming. First of all, if you are listening to this on the day it comes out, which is Tuesday, October the 21st, tonight at 8 p.m. for our top tier Craven supporters over on Patreon. That's right. It's the October edition of our AMA-style chat show, WHM After Dark.

0:23.7

That's right.

0:24.3

At 8 p.m. Eastern tonight, the 21st of October 2025, we will be on hand live answering

0:31.7

your questions on Patreon, either from the chat or the Patreon post itself, talking to

0:37.1

our supporters about anything,

0:39.8

literally anything that we choose to answer that you ask.

0:43.5

But, you know, last month we were talking about not just movies, but music and of course

0:48.0

telling personal stories, things of that nature.

0:49.9

So you're not going to want to miss that tonight.

0:51.6

If you're listening to this, again, on the day it comes out October 21st.

0:54.8

But if it's after that while you're listening to this and you are a subscriber to the Craventier,

0:59.6

you can, of course, catch the replay.

1:01.4

Speaking of stuff, you are not going to want to miss.

1:03.4

Of course, next Wednesday, again, for our Craventier supporters.

1:06.4

That's right.

1:06.7

The debut episode of Scaredy Cats is dropping.

1:09.8

That's right. It's our new quarterly video show where we talk about all aspects of modern horror.

1:15.7

And this month's episode, this premiere episode, we're going to be talking about

1:20.3

Zach Craigers Barbarian.

1:21.7

We laid this down last week.

1:24.1

It was super fun.

1:25.2

It was awesome to talk about that movie, goofing on it and loving on it

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