S16 Ep824: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974, W❤️M) [EXTENDED PREVIEW]
We Hate Movies
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4.7 • 4.9K Ratings
🗓️ 2 October 2025
⏱️ 11 minutes
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Summary
On this month’s terrifying We ❤️ Movies episode, we’re goofing on, and gushing over one of the all-time greats, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)! How incredible is the John Larroquette scroll narration? How much of this film’s soundtrack is taken up by people screaming? How horrific is that first hammer hit and the follow-up leg twitch? And that van had to smell atrocious, right? PLUS: Rolling out from Marvel Comics next year: LeatherForce, featuring Wolverine!
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre stars Marilyn Burns, Allen Danziger, Paul A. Partain, William Vail, Teri McMinnville, Edwin Neal, Jim Siedow, John Dugan, and Gunnar Hansen as Leatherface; directed by the late, great Tobe Hooper.
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| 0:00.0 | The scroll is great, and John Larkand is just, it's a great voice. |
| 0:13.9 | He's got such a good voice. |
| 0:15.6 | Had they lived long lives, they would have never wished to see the macabre they saw that day. See, it would work. I'm telling you, just do it. Hey, Toby, great movie. I like the beginning. Would you call it a scroll? Cool scroll. Also, cool song, man. You mind if I sample that as well? Shut up, George. It doesn't go into a vanishing point. It's not the same. Fuck you. There ain't no fucking stars behind it, neither, dumb ass. Get out my movie, you freak. I noticed leather face looks different. Is he an alien? What is that face? He's not. He's not, George. Or you go the other way and you have John Laracette Long ago |
| 0:54.3 | The galaxy far, far away |
| 0:56.5 | The galaxy is a disrepair |
| 0:58.2 | Whatever the first |
| 0:59.5 | They wish they hadn't lived to see that galactic civil war |
| 1:01.8 | Somehow |
| 1:02.8 | Palpatine returns |
| 1:05.1 | Whatever |
| 1:06.0 | Yeah so I |
| 1:07.5 | You know you get |
| 1:08.3 | After the scroll goes |
| 1:09.7 | There's a lot of just black And all you hear is digging sounds, which is amazing. |
| 1:14.6 | I don't know if that's supposed to be like the hitchhiker the night before doing the grave robbing or whatever, but you just hear shovel touching dirt without seeing anything. |
| 1:22.5 | And that's just a creepy fucking sound. |
| 1:24.3 | I always took it as the hitchhiker because the first actual, we get the |
| 1:28.2 | flashball shots, which are of just different rotting pieces of hands and stuff like that. |
| 1:33.7 | But then the first shot is that the monument he made of the person holding the other horse on top of the |
| 1:39.8 | He's an artiste man. Listen, he's got a vision. Like Hannibal, baby. |
| 1:43.6 | The house of Jack built all over again |
| 1:45.2 | what damien hers gets paid big money for um yeah uh the thing too with the the the |
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