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this is darkness radio. Welcome to April. It is April 1st and it is a pleasure to be here with you as we invite spring into our world. Hopefully we'll see some brighter skies and better days ahead of us Tim. Let's help so. Yeah, it's been a long cold lonely winter here in Minnesota and we sure could deal with some better better weather and just getting out of the house and breathing fresh air. So we're looking forward to that plus Tim. It starts to open up the world.

We're going to be able to go around us for exploration again and I think people are itching to get out and start exploring the world around them. Oh yes. Yeah.

Today we have an interesting topic to discuss in the pantheon of cryptid creatures. We have of course been introduced to the Loch Ness monster of Chupacabra, the moth man, the Jersey devil, the Dwayle, our favorite, the snally gaster. Of course you've got the kings of all cryptids, bigfoot.

Saw squash, but what many listeners don't know is there's another creature or two that exist that fit into this realm and if up until now pretty much been covered in very small groups.

I don't know why we'll find out about that in a few minutes when we talk to the hosts of the sand squash report will find out why there has been such little information leaked about these cryptids. What's going on with them and what are these encounters like so ladies in gentlemen from the sand squash report.

We have a link for that show on today's program as well. Please help us welcome the host bugs bugs. Thanks so much for joining us today.

Not a problem, Dave. Thank you for having me.

Well, it's great to have somebody that can come on and breathe a whole new life into the cryptid encounter and obviously I listed off some of the most famous and well known notorious cryptid creatures, but.

Although for years I've heard this, I don't know if you want to call it undercurrent building about this legendary creature that not many people discuss and the offsuits that are part of that.

I've just got to ask you sand squash the dune foot why are people not as familiar with these creatures as they are with all of their other cousins.

Well, Dave, I do believe it's an inner star conspiracy led by the grays from what is that planet there is either a tickey I five is where the grays live.

I believe that they have kind of you know they've got some kind of beam out in the out in space that they admit down to you know down to earth.

It just makes people uninterested in the most interesting of the squatches.

Now there's other offsuits if you want to hear about those two we can talk about those.

Well, yeah, I want to get into all of the offsuits and do this, but let's start with the baby steps. So you believe you know there's been a lot of discussion that big foot may be an alien, but you believe that the aliens definitely have an influence or connection to sand squash and its offsuits.

Almost definitely guys, sand squatches and white sand doofy are the best known food fighter pilots in the universe. Now if you're not familiar with what a food fighter is now back during World War 2.

Both allies and access pilots reported seeing UFOs and food was kind of like you know for unidentified flying object back in.

So this used the word food they called them food fighters you know so that you see them food fighters they were piloted by sand squatches, but the real elusive ones were piloted by white sand doofy.

So so there were actually craft that were in the sky being flown by these legendary creatures of lore that were were they allies to both sides were they were they there just to be their own protective shield against outside influences.

Well actually the progress observers okay you know they wanted to kind of make sure that we only killed each other and we didn't you know go up into space and and kill anybody else you know so I think that's pretty much what it was you know that's kind of the reason why you know the grays you admit that being is you know they don't lay by knowing about the sand squatches and the doofy.

But you know for reasons you know if the reasons are gotta be their own because you know that's just something we you know we don't understand.

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