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The Von Haessler Doctrine

S16/E101 - Special Edition: Pajama Travel Panic

The Von Haessler Doctrine

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4.7695 Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2026

⏱️ 129 minutes

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Summary

Join @jaredyamamoto LIVE on 95.5 WSB from 3 pm-7 pm for this special edition of the Von Haessler Doctrine as he talks about Memorial Day shenanigans, the latest non-news from Iran, and dateflation. *New episodes of our sister shows: The Popcast with Tim Andrews and The Nightcap with Jared Yamamoto are available as well!

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0:00.0

Well, would you look at that?

0:03.5

Hour one of the Von Hessler Doctrine starts right now.

0:08.8

Although there's no Eric Von Hessler.

0:11.1

There's no Tim Andrews.

0:13.0

There's no Autumn Fisher.

0:14.7

Hell, there's not even George Clark.

0:16.5

It's only yours truly, Jared Yamamoto, and I am keeping an eye on all of these showers coming into the metro area, moving in from the south now.

0:27.9

As you just heard Bill Kajachi bring up, there is a ground stop at Hartsfield Jackson Airport.

0:33.4

We will keep you covered here on WSP Radio.

0:37.0

Now, as for the reason why I'm here, people are like, well, what in the world, Jared?

0:40.9

You know, it's Memorial Day.

0:42.8

Why would you go in and work?

0:44.2

Why would you be there?

0:45.8

Well, I have a lot to get off my chest.

0:49.7

Number one, I was down in Gulfport, Mississippi for my babysitters, excuse me, my baby sister's wedding.

0:56.9

And it was a great time, had a wonderful time. But I'm going to get into how much difficult,

1:05.2

or how difficult it is to have a wedding during a holiday weekend. If you are planning on doing this in the future,

1:12.3

or you have a son or daughter that is planning on having a wedding on Labor Day,

1:18.5

Memorial Day, hell, any holiday aside from New Year's Eve, don't do it.

1:23.3

That is the message from your buddy, Jared Yamamoto.

1:26.6

I have done a hundred different Memorial Day

1:29.1

weddings, a hundred different Labor Day weddings. And I would even call out my own family.

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