Happy New Year, Dickheads.

Make me a deal in, make it good for me.

I won't get full of myself. I can't afford to be.

This is small town music.

This is big town music.

He's ahead of his time, you know, but he can't use it.

If only he could prove it.

Well, tomorrow's just a songway, a songway, a songway.

Hey, everybody, welcome to Rock Solid, the comedy podcast for whole thing's music, both new and classic.

I'm Pat Francis.

I am Dave Bestini.

Hey, I'm Dave Schneier.

And we are about to record another live and in-person versus episode.

Now, I have not told the gentleman what we're doing. Gentlemen. Well, one of you. Thank you. You decide. You decide. It's fair. There's going to be a lot of scoring today. A lot of scoring. So I hope you guys are up for this. Always. I hope you're up for it. With your pens. Keeping track.

I almost don't want to say anything. I almost want to just jump right into it. That implies many tracks. Don't tell us. Don't tell us number of tracks. Don't tell us. Just go. All right.

Okay. Right. Let me too. I keep saying I'm going to pull that rig over and I don't.

Maybe another day. Maybe for tomorrow.

Okay. All right. First band, not going to tell you who they are. Okay. First song, not going to tell you what it is. All right. Title of the episode, fuck you. No, that's not the title. I mean, fuck you. I'm not telling you. But I will play this bell,

and I will let the music do the talking right here and now.

Is that a clue?

Nope.

Nope.

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