Make me a deal in, make it good for me.

I won't get full of myself, I can't afford to be.

This is small town music, this is big town music.

He's ahead of his time, you know, but he can't use it.

If only he could prove it.

Well, tomorrow's just a songway, a songway, a songway, a song way.

Hey, everybody, welcome to Rock Solid, the comedy podcast for all things music, both new and classic.

I'm Pat Francis, and joining me live and in person in the rock room today for an episode we're calling Dave's college tour.

Please welcome Mr. David Schneier from D.C. Hey, David.

How you doing, Pat? I'm going to call you David the rest of the episode. Oh, wow. I did something wrong then, apparently.

Who calls you David? My mom does. And that's it. That's basically it.

I think people do at work who don't actually work with me. Like if somebody gets in touch with me because on, like if you were to look me up in the system, it says David. Okay. So like if a different department, I've never worked with them before, they'll write David. Okay. And I'm like, and I never sign it David, though. Yeah. So what cracks me up is

I always bring it around to me. Um, that's fine. I work at Trader Joe's and I wear a name tag that says Pat. Yeah. And people that haven't met me before, like a new coworker, they'll go, do you prefer Pat or patrick why would they ask you that why would you ask me

that it's right here if it's i prefer patrick but they fucked me on the name tag is that what i say they

ran out of letters that they could put on the name tag so this is it sorry i could have been rick

or pat but i could not be pat they put they only put pa so call me pa how about that it's just yeah

i don't um oh oh, and a new,

a new girl started last week, and I was helping her with something and she was, thank you, sir,

and I go, oh, no, no, no, no, no. I get, don't you dare. Don't do that. And I said it very jokingly,

but I'm like, don't you dare. Call me, sir. You've aged me so much by saying that. Yeah, no, I call people, sir. I haven't hit that status yet. Don't do that. Please do not do that. No. So, okay, then it is Dave and it is Pat. Informal. Yes. And at some point, I believe another Dave will be joining us. All right. But he's, he's, he's, he's out of the shower. He's

showered. He's apparently cooling off, if you will. It's, it's kind of nice in here this morning. I think it's comfortable. Yeah, but I'm cool outside. I know. It's amazing weather here. Yeah. So far, so knock wood. There you go. This isn't even wood. This is some kind of a shitty flakeboard

It's close enough

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