Make me a deal in, make it good for me.

I won't get full of myself, I can't afford to be.

This is small town music, this is big town music.

He's ahead of his time, you know, but he can't use it.

If only he could prove it.

Well, tomorrow's just a song away. But he can't use it. Funny he could prove it.

Well, tomorrow's just a song away, a songway, a songway, a songway.

Hey, everybody.

Welcome to Rock Solid, the comedy podcast for all things music, both new and classic.

I'm Pat Francis.

And I'm Dave Festaney.

And we are live in the Rock Room East, and we're getting ready to talk about some sleazy songs.

Now look, normally I'm a clean cut guy. I don't like to swear. I go to church on a Sunday and I'm a teetotaler.

But then this Dave Vistini comes in and he goes, let's talk about some sleazy, greasy songs.

And I'm like, okay, I'll see if I have any.

And I look through my iTunes and I might have come up with a few.

The entire Kiss catalog,

are we listening today?

That's what the episode's really about.

And I jump into my car, hit the local teddy bar. That's right, Gene. Let's go see some tith. I had, I played, I played Love Gun again the other day. Now, admittedly, you're not

a Kiss fan. No. But you found Love Gun on black and orange marble vinyl for like a super cheap price. It was in the teens. It was like 16 bucks. So you're like, so. And that's the same age of the girls. And I went and I streamed it and I listened to them. I'm like, you know what? This is pretty good. So I bought it. And I like that album, but my God, the lyrics, that one's a winner for like just, just an

extra, just extra filth.

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