Make me a deal in, make it good for me.

I won't get full of myself, I can't afford to be.

This is small town music, this is big town music.

He's ahead of his time, you know, but he can't use it.

If only he could prove it.

Well, tomorrow's just a song away. but he can't use it. Funny he could prove it.

Well, tomorrow's just a song away, a songway, a songway, a song way.

Hey, everybody.

Welcome to Rock Solid, the comedy podcast for All Things Music, both new and classic.

I'm Pat Francis.

And I'm Pilar, Alessandra.

And this is your Monday Patreon bonus episode. Yay! In this week's topic, we're going to be discussing soul music, and I decided to call this a little bit of soul. Because on this show, not a lot of soul. But for this episode, we're going to give you a little bit. A little bit. A little bit. A little bit. A little bit. A little bit. I didn't call it little bit of soul, though. And I didn't call it bit oh soul. Yeah. I called it little bit of soul. How do you come up with these things? I'm telling you, it is quite a nightmare.

Incredible. All right. We're drinking because we're recording at 6.30 p.m. And that's when you drink in North Carolina. Sure, sure. Tell everyone what you're drinking. It's a lady drink. I am drinking. It's not a lady drink. It is a lady drink. What are you talking about? Do you, you okay when we watch a if we watched a western movie and a guy pushed open the double doors into the saloon would he walk up to the bar and say

two fingers of rum chata please would not say that that's a good point okay so yeah So, yeah. So I just gave it away. It's rum chata. Rum chata. And for anybody who's never had this, it's delightful. It is rum plus horchata, which is like this Mexican creamy drink. Okay. And then you add rum to it. It's nectar. you don't add it but that but it's all in one you

don't add your own rum it's rum shot I have rum over there if you want to add a little rum to it you know

this does not need more rum I have to say if you took a sip of it you'd know yeah but I don't mind if

you have more rum it's delightful wink wink I don't mind if you have more rum yes I heard you yeah but I don't mind if you have more rum. It's delightful. Wink, wink, wink. I don't mind if you have more rum. Yes, I heard you. Yeah, but I don't know if anyone else did. Okay. I'm having a very manly drink. Yeah, really. Really, yours literally has a snowflake on it. It has a snowflake on it. Let me see if it does. It does. No, that's a grizzly bear in the wild. Okay, it does have a snowflake on it. It's called frostbitten, and it's from Yakima Valley, if I'm sure I'm saying that wrong. I think it's Yakima. Oh, okay. Yeah, I think you're right. It's Yakima. I can't say names at all.

I can't say names at all.

It's from Yakima Valley, and it's an ice reeling.

Now, that's a very, very strong wine.

So this guy who comes into the saloon and opens those double doors, is he going to say, yes, could I have an iced drizzling? Is he going to say that? He's going to say, hello, fresco. No. All right. That might be what he says. Okay, this has 16.5%. Oh, no, that's not. Oh, here it is. 10.5% alcohol by volume. What does yours have? I don't know. I can't read because I don't have my glasses here. I end it over. And I know your bottle is. We need rock room pilar glasses. We don't. You do. This has. Yes. According to the Surgeon General, women should not drink alcoholic beverages.

Ever, right.

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