S15 Ep816: The Goonies (Live in Portland, OR)
We Hate Movies
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4.7 • 4.9K Ratings
🗓️ 12 August 2025
⏱️ 109 minutes
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Summary
“He’s a man-monster, I’m sorry!” - Steve on Sloth
On this week’s Summer Live episode, it’s our wild show from last year in the great city of Portland, Oregon where we were talking about local favorite and Dick Donner classic, The Goonies! How cool is that jailbreak sequence with all the fire and what-not? Was there an old lady more terrifying than Anne Ramsey? What is Martha Plimpton’s character doing at the beginning of this movie, bobbing for crabs? Is all this over-talking what it would be like if Robert Altman made a film with child protagonists? And why did they leave in that Sean Astin name flub take? PLUS: Move over Truffle Shuffle, it’s the Bologna Bounce!
The Goonies stars Sean Astin, Josh Brolin, Jeff Cohen, Corey Feldman, Kerri Green, Martha Plimpton, Ke Huy Quan, Robert Davi, Joe Pantoliano, Anne Ramsey, Lupe Ontiveros, Mary Ellen Trainor, and John Matuszak as Sloth; directed by the late, great Richard Donner.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The |
| 0:07.0 | The The |
| 0:23.6 | The Shut those fucking kids up for five... |
| 0:51.8 | Being on the beach, surrounded by children. This is awful. Why don't you do some job? Why don't you take care of your kids? All right? Oh my God. They're over there screaming again. Well, you know what? This is actually how kids sound, right? This is why the Goonies was a revolutionary movie. That's right. We are dealing with obnoxious kids on the fact that you know, you didn't |
| 1:14.7 | want to spend the extra money to go to the fucking all-inclusive that was kid-free. |
| 1:19.2 | So this is what we're dealing with what we're dealing with. Big mistake. Huge mistake. |
| 1:23.2 | But you are getting ready to enjoy. Yes. W.H.MM live in Portland, Oregon, talking the Goonies. |
| 1:30.7 | This was a wild time, man. What a wild-ass show. |
| 1:33.8 | It was great being back at Mississippi Studios. Thanks to all the folks there. |
| 1:37.4 | Really had a great time. Hell of a fucking venue. Hell of a crowd. Portland, Oregon. I love you. |
| 1:42.9 | We always have a blast whenever we go there. |
| 1:45.6 | And it was great because we were like, you know, we were in the belly of the beast daring to poke fun at Goonies. |
| 1:50.6 | And everybody wound up having a really nice time. It was fun. There was folks that came in costume as Goody characters that really put a smile on this old man's face. |
| 2:00.3 | They do, the Portland people love the Goonies. |
| 2:02.8 | I remember, like, the day of the show, I had brunch at just some, like, hit brunch |
| 2:06.0 | spot. |
| 2:06.2 | I don't remember where it was, but they were playing the Goody's and I'm like, is this? |
| 2:09.5 | Of course. |
| 2:10.1 | Oh, and then you were walking on the street and like someone knew you were in town for |
| 2:13.1 | the show. |
| 2:13.5 | They threw a brick at you, dude. |
| 2:14.6 | Yes. Our 15-year anniversary show is coming up, which is insane. Tickets are on sale now. It's for Saturday, December 6th at the Bell House in Brooklyn, New York. Doors at 7. Show at 7.30. What title are we talking about, guys? Oh, we better get our ass to the Bell House because we are talking about Total Recall. Yes, we've never done Total Recall. This is the O.G. Arnold one. It's's going to be a blast I we really we're not |
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