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S15 Ep815: Casino Royale (2006, W❤️M) [EXTENDED PREVIEW]

We Hate Movies

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.74.9K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2025

⏱️ 16 minutes

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On this month’s W❤️M, we’re chatting about the fantastic flick that kicked off Daniel Craig’s reign as James Bond, Casino Royale! Ultimately, was “sweaty hand-to-hand combat Bond” a good idea? How great is Mads Mikkelsen in this all-time villain performance? Is it weird that they’re just playing poker and not something a bit sexier like baccarat? How hilarious is that bottomless chair gag? And how much does Jeffrey Wright kick ass in these movies? PLUS: Blofeld tries to steal the Bond family peanut butter recipe! 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Like they all feel like they get more pumpy after this.

0:19.1

Even quantum.

0:19.8

Well, because by the time you're getting to know time to die,

0:22.8

it's high on its own supply, save its own

0:24.8

farts of this like Bond

0:26.2

backstory bullshit.

0:28.5

Nonsense. Nonsense.

0:31.3

See, you looked like you had something there.

0:32.5

Oh, no, when he burst through the door,

0:34.7

burst through the wall there, the construction site.

0:37.0

The Jason Voorhees move? I was going to say, you might as well say Vorhiz, Jason, Vorhees. He's got the fucking machete which they did, right? They did that Jason parody in the... Lives, yeah. Was it Livs? Oh, man. The opening of lives. Yeah. You know, that'd be great. And then Jason could have a martini and plops his own eyeball in it, like a olive. I'll have a human skull crushed, not, not decapitated. I swear to God, if I take a sip of these brains and I can tell it's just a decapitated brain, I'm going to be mad. You got to squeeze it fresh. You know what? Not many people ask. Not many people ask for it. I'm so happy to be with someone who's a connoisseur. You understand. Jason Vorthy's is the code name you get me. There's always a different Jason Vorities in every move. That's me. The nerd

1:29.3

voice you're doing is me and that's

1:30.9

why I think all of this

1:33.4

shit, it doesn't start here

1:35.2

you don't technically get it until

1:37.4

the third one where

1:39.0

Skyfall confirms what's going on

1:41.2

but man, I

1:43.2

despise the decision to make him just a guy named James Bond,

1:48.3

and he's got a Bond family ranch and a Bond family fucking lineage.

1:53.6

Because you're a spy.

1:54.9

You shouldn't be walking around saying your regular name, right?

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