S15 Ep813: Night at the Museum

We Hate Movies

WHM Entertainment

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2025

⏱️ 121 minutes

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“He’s a little hobgoblin in this one!” - Steve on Mickey Rooney

On the season 15 finale of WHM, we’re chatting about the hyper-successful, super-weird family film, Night at the Museum! How obnoxious is this day-dreamer, inventor character they have Stiller playing? Has no one else ever worked late at this museum besides the security team? Is there no overnight janitorial staff? Did anyone else have “Mickey Rooney Fight Scene” on their Night at the Museum bingo card? Could this script have cared any less about Carla Gugino’s character? And dear lord, Ricky Gervais in Big Box Hollywood films, glad those days are gone! PLUS: Should we bring back Mickey Rooney Old Man insults like “hopscotch” and “hot dog” and “cement mixer”?

Night at the Museum stars Ben Stiller, Carla Gugino, Dick Van Dyke, Mickey Rooney, Bill Cobbs, Jake Cherry, Ricky Gervais, Patrick Gallagher, Rami Malek, Charlie Murphy, Steve Coogan, Mizuo Peck, Paul Rudd, Anne Meara, Brad Garrett, Crystal the Monkey, Owen Wilson, and the late, great Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt; directed by Shawn Levy.

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0:00.0	New York City. Get ready for a surprise. We are going to be doing a live anniversary show this December at the Bell House in Brooklyn on Dramatic Pause. Total Recall! Yes, the good one from 1990. This December marks 15 years of we hate movies and we can't think of a better
0:22.4	way to celebrate that to do a big fat live show in our hometown on one of Arnold's best. We can't
0:28.5	wait to take the stage and talk about quado, three breasted women, Sharon fucking Stone,
0:33.8	slimy Ronnie Cox and of course, howdy Quaid, Arnold himself.
0:38.8	There literally might be too many Arnold impressions in this one.
0:41.3	We might get arrested.
0:42.4	It's going to be a serious situation.
0:45.4	Tickets are available now, and they're going to go fast.
0:48.1	So you want to go to wh-HMpodcast.com slash tour to get your tickets to our live show for saturday december the sixth you do not want to
0:56.1	miss our kick ass 15 year anniversary show on saturday december the sixth on total recall so go to
1:03.8	w hm podcast dot com slash tour right now and snag those dicks see you at the party richter this week on the program well i feel
1:13.7	like we've avoided this one as long as we possibly could it's night at the museum i'm andrew jupin
1:19.2	oh wow stephen sadak incoherent gibberish eric cisco tanny rosavouts and this is the season 15 finale of we hate Teddy Roosevelt's.
1:32.1	And this is the season 15 finale of We Hate Movies.
1:32.5	Woo.
2:05.6	You. Hello, everyone. Hello everyone, welcome to We Hey Movies.
2:07.3	Thank you for tuning in as always.
2:07.9	That's right.
2:08.7	Oh, my God.
2:14.0	We are at the dregs of summer, which means it is time for us to go in hibernation,
2:34.4	get our little angry uncle bear naps in for the rest of the summer, but we didn't want to leave you hanging without talking about 2006's night at the museum directed by I found this out yesterday, Sean Levy, yikes. Eric, you want to help me get my ice cube in here? I need it for hibernation time because I need to keep this cave cool. All right. Come on, come on. Get your back into it.
2:34.9	Here he is.
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