S15 Ep810: Beethoven (1992)
We Hate Movies
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4.7 • 4.9K Ratings
🗓️ 8 July 2025
⏱️ 125 minutes
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Summary
On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza goes to Family Film Country as we chat about the 90’s dog classic, Beethoven! How much of a knock-off Wet Bandits are Stanley Tucci and Olive Platt in this? Does Grodin’s character think he’s gonna take over the world with this air freshener company? Why is a plot point in this children’s film a dog needing to be shot in the head? And did Beethoven inadvertently save this family from total annihilation? PLUS: Steve recalls a tale of elevator-related horror!
Beethoven stars Charles Grodin, Bonnie Hunt, Dean Jones, Nicholle Tom, Christopher Castile, Sarah Rose Karr, Olive Platt, Stanely Tucci, David Duchovny, Patricia Heaton, Laurel Cronin, O-Lan Jones, and Chris the Dog as Beethoven; directed by Brian Levant.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | This week on the program, well, boy, it's our time to shine. |
| 0:02.9 | A family movie from the early 90s? |
| 0:04.8 | Holy crap. |
| 0:05.7 | It's Beethoven. |
| 0:06.9 | I'm Andrew Jopin. |
| 0:08.0 | My marriage is falling apart and it has nothing to do with the St. Bernard. |
| 0:11.0 | My name's Steven Sadek. |
| 0:12.7 | Chris Kevin! |
| 0:15.4 | And we hate movies. |
| 0:49.6 | Thank you. movies. Hello everyone. Welcome to We Hate Movies. Thank you for tuning in as always. That's right. |
| 0:58.1 | Early 90s family comedies. This is where we get disgusting. And it's a bummer that the most disgusting one of us all has fallen ill. |
| 1:00.1 | Eric Siska, not here, unfortunately. |
| 1:02.1 | Got bit by his St. Bernard. |
| 1:04.6 | And now he's turning into a big St. Bernard man. |
| 1:05.7 | It's gross. |
| 1:07.4 | Eric, get off of my bag. |
| 1:07.9 | You're muddy. |
| 1:09.0 | Your muddy. |
| 1:10.0 | Get off the bed down. He's shaky. |
| 1:12.4 | Ew, trailer moment. |
| 1:14.6 | Oh, yeah. |
| 1:15.8 | This is Beethoven from 1992 directed by Brian Levant. |
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