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We Hate Movies

S15 Ep800: 8MM - OUR 800TH EPISODE SPECTACULAR!

We Hate Movies

WHM Entertainment

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.74.9K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2025

⏱️ 137 minutes

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Summary

“Both [Cage] and George C. Scott [in Hardcore] share the same forehead sweat…” - Andrew 

On this week’s very special episode, we’re celebrating EPISODE 800 with a very sleaze-tastic conversation on Joel Schumacher’s 8MM! How funny is it the screenwriter got upset that the content was toned down from his more hardcore vision? Was Cage’s Tom Welles in over his head with this case or was he just the man for the job? How funny is that scene with Gandolfini trying to skip town carrying several boxes of pornography? How great is Joaquin in this performance as Max California? And how terrifying is that final showdown at Casa de Machine? PLUS: “Marc Maron” asks Machine who his guys are!

8MM stars Nicolas Cage, Joaquin Phoenix, James Gandolfini, Peter Stormare, Anthony Heald, Catherine Keener, Myra Carter, Amy Morton, and Chris Bauer as Machine; directed by Joel Schumacher.

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Tickets are going fast for our three-night residency during the Oxford Comedy Festival! We’ll be doing six shows over three nights from July 18 through 20. Tickets are going fast—our shows on Quantum of Solace and Hellraiser are already SOLD OUT—so don’t wait, snag your tix today! 

Throughout 2025, we’ll be donating 100% of our earnings from our merch shop to the Center for Reproductive Rights. So head over and check out all these masterful designs and see what tickles your fancy! Shirts? Phone cases? Canvas prints? We got all that and more! Check it out and kick in for a good cause!

Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

Transcript

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0:00.0

UK WHM fans, listen up. We are grabbing our passports and leaving this decaying country and traveling to your decaying country for a series of shows at the Oxford Comedy Festival this July. You might even be fancy and call it a residency. Shit, I just did. If you're in the UK and you're interested to go into any of these shows, you better act fast because two out of six shows are sold out as of this recording and the rest are getting closer by the minute.

0:26.3

So what are we doing and when are we doing them? Excellent question, me. On July 18th, 19th and 20th, we'll be doing two live shows a day, an early one and a late one, in Oxford, England as part of the festival.

0:38.2

Tickets are still available for our first show on July 18th, a live episode of animation

0:42.6

damnation on the elementary, my dear turtle episode of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

0:47.8

Later that night, we're doing a live episode on the Quantum of Salas, but uh-oh, that's already

0:51.7

sold out, so don't even worry about it. The next day, we're doing an early show, our very first ever live gleep glossary on

0:58.9

Darth Vader.

0:59.9

You do not want to miss that.

1:01.5

Then in the evening, we're doing a live show on Hellraiser.

1:04.0

Yet again, that is also sold out.

1:05.7

God damn it, you have to act fast.

1:08.0

On the 20th, our early show is another first, the first ever live nexus on the TNG

1:12.6

episode Sub-Rosa, where you guessed it, Crusher fucks a ghost who thinks she's her grandmother

1:17.5

or something.

1:19.2

Just an FYI, still tickets available for that Sub-Rosa show.

1:22.4

And then finally, later that night, there are still tickets available for our closing

1:26.8

show of the series,

1:27.7

a live episode on King Ralph.

1:29.6

What better way for four sweaty fat guys to complete their trip in England to talk about a sweaty fat guy in England?

1:35.3

Six shows, three nights, July 18th, 19th, and 20th.

1:38.8

Go to WHMpodcast.com for all the info and the links to the tickets themselves

1:43.3

and come see us this summer in the

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