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The Good evening and welcome to Monsters Among Us.

I am your guide, Derek Hayes.

Howdy folks?

And welcome to the program.

I trust that you're all gearing up for the upcoming Independence Day weekend.

Maybe you've booked a trip to the lake, to the beach of the river.

Perhaps you're camping, you're visiting a new location.

Or what if you're just on an old-fashioned road trip?

Either way, we're excited to have you along with us here this evening.

Now, speaking of the upcoming holiday,

we're going to celebrate with an old fan favorite.

That's right, tonight's program will be another grab-bag installment.

Now, for those of you that are unfamiliar, I do not know which calls will be played this evening.

My trusty assistant Delaney edited these and sent them to me just last night.

Now, to be clear, I will hear these for the very first time, along with you here this evening.

Just like an old-fashioned grab bag.

Who knows what you're going to get?

So without further hesitation, let's begin tonight's festivities.

With this entry. From Stewart.

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