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Welcome to the Eric Erickson Show podcast, hour one.

Greetings conversationalists across the fruited plane. Merry Christmas to you. It is the 12th day of Christmas. Happy New Year. We have a great deal to get to. It is Eric Erickson across the

Fruited Plain. The full number is 877-97-973-7-4-25. Text Eric E.R. I-C-K to 33-777-7. Thank you, Mr.

President, for at least waiting until this weekend to begin the

invasion of Venezuela. My kids on Saturday, I got two teenagers. They slept in. I finally text them

about 1 o'clock. You guys, the President of the United States, has invaded and conquered another country

and captured its leader, and you people are still in bed.

Will's gay speech in Stranger Things lasted longer than the invasion of Venezuela,

and I'm not making that up.

The I'm Gay Speech in Stranger Things lasted six minutes and 50-some-odd seconds.

The invasion of Venezuela lasted six minutes and five seconds.

It took some kid longer to come out of the closet when we all knew he was gay than to capture Maduro.

It was an amazing military success.

This is the president of the United States from when it happened the other day his press conference.

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