S15 Ep 797: David’s Handsome Man and Joe’s Military Camper Van

Chatabix

Big Oval Plate

Comedy

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2026

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Well listeners, today’s show is bit of a head-scratcher to explain. Suffice to say, David tells Joe about a handsome and very self-assured man that he recently saw at his local farm shop, which somehow leads to Joe telling David about his neighbour’s military-style camper van. Plus, they both analyse why Joe is so bad at being tidy and David convinces him to clean up his office. So, pretty much Chatabix business as usual really.

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0:00.0	I'm
0:02.0	.
0:03.0	. Hi.
0:21.6	Hi.
0:38.1	Hi.
0:39.2	You're all right?
0:40.6	Yeah.
0:44.9	Why do I wear big fucking headphones and you wear normal ones?
0:46.0	Do I look like a dickhead?
0:48.0	Don't even notice it.
0:50.0	I just had a real moment then. I was like, you've just got a normal once and I've got, what have I got dickhead once?
0:54.3	Don't know. I look like, you've just got a normal once, and I've got, what I've got dickhead once? Don't know.
0:56.0	I look like a fucking penis.
1:00.6	God, I don't know, I think because I'm thinking of suddenly for the first time I'm thinking
1:03.3	about Instagram, because I was watching the other day, and I obviously forget that with
1:09.4	my car on Instagram, you're telling me a mail-down
1:12.9	or something and I'm just doing that.
1:15.6	What's wrong with that?
1:17.6	I was just gawless.
1:19.6	What?
1:20.6	That's like that?
1:23.6	Oh, God.
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