S15 Ep 791 Vault Mondays: The Carpet Fitter and Noel Edmonds

Chatabix

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🗓️ 9 March 2026

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Archive ep time! We chat about our audio, our near disaster, more audio problems, Joe's awkward podcast encounter, Joe's carpet fitter, travelling to Polperro, not listening and some Noel Edmonds stuff

First posted on 26th April 2021

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0:00.0	Hello, this is Joe. Welcome to the Monday Vault. In this episode, James, our editor,
0:07.0	just putting whatever old apps out randomly. I don't know if it's going to be any good or shit.
0:13.4	But that's the chances you take. Some of them from the past are a bit. Anyway. Cheers. I'm I'm I'm
0:38.3	I'm
0:39.3	the Oh, fuck.
1:05.4	Right. Sorry.
1:06.8	Sorry.
1:07.2	As soon as I clicked start, I had audio issues.
1:14.7	Are you right now?
1:15.9	Yeah, I've got some good news, though.
1:17.2	There's going to be a hell of a lot of banging.
1:19.8	Oh, right.
1:20.7	We've got having a carpet fitted.
1:23.4	I didn't know if you fit a carpet with a hammer.
1:26.6	Oh, is your mic know. Okay. You fit a calf with a hammer. All right. Is your, or is your mic working? Did you hear that? Is it working? Did you hear that? Well, can you hear yourself in your... Oh yeah. Do it talk? Hello? Oh yeah. Come through here. Ear plugs. I find this bit so... Well, not as tedious as the audience
1:46.2	finds it.
1:47.8	No.
1:49.2	Are you recording?
1:50.3	I just want to make sure everything is.
1:51.6	Yeah.
1:52.0	Well, should we talk about the near disaster
1:54.2	we had on Friday?
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