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We Hate Movies

S14: Too Old for This Shit # 1.0

We Hate Movies

WHM Entertainment

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.74.9K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2024

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

“Wolverine’s the best Canadian fictional character of all time, probably?” - Eric

On this preview episode of our new show, Too Old for This Shit, we’re chatting about the two-part pilot of X-Men ’92, “Night of the Sentinels.” Originally airing on October 31 and November 7, 1992, this episode sees Jubilee move in with the X-Men after her narc foster father calls the feds on her, Wolverine dressing like Al Borland from Home Improvement in his down time, Gambit aggressively hitting on a girl at the mall, Cyclops and Wolverine visiting a bar filled exclusively with Jack Nicholson impersonators, Beast being sent to a black site prison, and Morph getting hilariously murdered!

The rest of this first series of Too Old for This Shit is going to cover the first season of the all-new Disney+ show, X-Men ’97. The full release schedule is available on our website.

Going forward, this show will be available exclusively for subscribers on the Walsh tier of our Patreon, so make sure you don’t miss a minute of these X-Men ’97 recaps and subscribe today!

And catch us on tour this spring, we're playing Atlanta, Houston, and Austin— tickets are on sale now, so visit our website for ticketing info today, we wanna see you all out there!

Transcript

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0:00.0

The Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Hello and welcome to Too Old for this shit the latest top tier we hate movies sideshow presentation my name is

0:45.4

Andrew Jupin and I'm sitting here all alone because I have to do a little bit of

0:50.1

an intro here a little bit of a band-aid folks, full disclosure, had a little bit of internet

0:58.0

outage issues in my apartment while we were recording this episode.

1:03.3

And because of that, twice recording this episode,

1:07.1

things got a little beefed on the recording side of things.

1:10.1

And it turns out we lost the first 25 minutes of this episode and then a few minutes at the end but the good news is we still have a really hilarious chunk of episode here and because we're such long-winded blowhards.

1:25.0

Really that first 25 minutes is us just rambling about a bunch of other stuff and not actually talking about the X-Men cartoon.

1:32.0

So here's what's going on folks. This is too old for

1:34.8

this shit. It is a new show that we're doing where we're going to tackle some form

1:39.8

of new pop culture entertainment, be it a miniseries, a limited series, a cartoon event such as this,

1:47.2

all around new subject matter that we indeed might be a little too old to be talking about.

1:52.3

So that's the gist of the show and the first series of this show is us talking about the brand new X-Men 97 cartoon that is starting on Disney Plus next week. So what we wanted to do, we are releasing this on both the free

2:05.3

feed with commercials and to our top tier Patreon subscribers simultaneously to give everybody

2:10.3

a little taste of what too old for the shit is going to feel like so we thought

2:13.4

yes we would talk about the pilot episodes of the original X-Men 92 cartoon we'll call it.

2:19.6

We are talking about on this episode that you will hear in a second.

2:23.0

Night of the Sentinels, Part 1 and 2, all right,

2:25.8

the original air dates, October the 31st, 1992,

2:29.6

and November the 7th, 1992. Both of these episodes were written by Mark Edward Edens,

2:35.0

and the first one was directed by Larry Houston,

2:39.0

and the second part was directed by Larry Houston and Richard Bowman.

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